{"id":13547,"date":"2013-11-20T21:31:35","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T02:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=13547"},"modified":"2013-11-20T21:31:35","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T02:31:35","slug":"clueless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2013\/11\/clueless\/","title":{"rendered":"Clueless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a project I&#8217;m working on that requires a little airbrush work &#8211; nothing serious or fancy, but I&#8217;ve found that a little cup would work better than a complete siphon bottle at times. I don&#8217;t have the little cup, so I started looking online for it.<\/p>\n<p>Courtesy of the arts &#038; crafts &#038; stupid dried decorative shit store called simply, &#8216;Michaels&#8217; (because everyone can figure out what you sell from such a name, right?) we have this remarkable web page<strong>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Fuckad.jpg\" alt=\"Fuckad\" width=\"725\" height=\"567\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13548\" \/><br clear=\"all\"\/>Will they tell me how much it costs? No. Can I order it online? No. Can I determine if the store even has it in stock? Don&#8217;t be silly. BUT&#8230; I can Like it or Pin it or play some remarkably pointless social dipfuckery thing with it, because, you know, <em>that<\/em> will drum up business for them!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to imagine if I had someone on my list of Friends or Dudes or Chuzzlewits, whatever, and they actually remarked in any manner how much they <em>liked<\/em> an airbrush color cup, how quickly I would delete my account and try to hold back from cutting myself because it made me despair for the future of humans. That I already did this a few years ago (deleting my Facebook account, I mean) is besides the point.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, they&#8217;ve won the <em>Shitass Webdesign of the Week<\/em> award. Congratulations on your complete inability to recognize what use the internet can be to you!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/paintcup2.jpg\" alt=\"paintcup2\" width=\"400\" height=\"379\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13582\" \/>The followup<strong>:<\/strong> I found one on eBay, would have been just over five bucks with shipping <em>if<\/em> I didn&#8217;t get into a stupid bidding war. The item is worth about two bucks, and six is the maximum I would pay for the damn thing (which, as I would come to find out, is less than half what Michaels wanted for it.) So while waiting for the bid close date to come along, I just made my own, from a brass pipe I had and a plastic cap. Works perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>And because they spent more time trying to be popular than accommodating a customer, I won&#8217;t be shopping at Michaels ever again &#8211; I&#8217;ll stick to a place that actually wants business. I can take a hint.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a project I&#8217;m working on that requires a little airbrush work &#8211; nothing serious or fancy, but I&#8217;ve found that a little cup would work better than a complete siphon bottle at times. I don&#8217;t have the little cup, so I started looking online for it. Courtesy of the arts &#038; crafts &#038; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,7],"tags":[2036,2037],"class_list":["post-13547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frustrations","category-rant","tag-play-games-with-customers-and-lose-business","tag-thats-how-it-works"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}