{"id":15897,"date":"2015-01-25T20:03:18","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T01:03:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=15897"},"modified":"2015-01-25T20:03:18","modified_gmt":"2015-01-26T01:03:18","slug":"cant-have-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2015\/01\/cant-have-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t have that"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/HangingOntoThePast.jpg\" alt=\"Held back by ghosts\" width=\"400\" height=\"655\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-15898\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/HangingOntoThePast.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/HangingOntoThePast-31x50.jpg 31w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Looking at the sidebar, I find there are no posts from the previous years &#8211; not for this date nor, apparently, for three days afterward, which is the parameter of the plugin. This just seems wrong somehow (the lack of posts I mean,) so I am obligated to break that pattern.<\/p>\n<p>Assisting me in this endeavor is an image from a few weeks back. Please feel free to examine it for the magnificent insights that it may provide, laying bare the innermost workings of your soul.<\/p>\n<p>Or, since there is almost certainly no such thing as a soul, hopefully instead you noticed the misleading aspect of it, the leaf &#8216;anchored&#8217; to the reflection of the tree branch. Yes, I specifically positioned myself to bring this about. If you <em>didn&#8217;t<\/em> notice this, then I feel even better about this little trick, as if this makes me somehow smarter or better than you. Well, I mean, even <em>more<\/em> so than normal.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the focus being slightly off was also intentional, because see above. The idea was to give a faintly disconnected, dreamlike aspect to it all. Don&#8217;t look at me like that. It was.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, fine. Be that way.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking at the sidebar, I find there are no posts from the previous years &#8211; not for this date nor, apparently, for three days afterward, which is the parameter of the plugin. This just seems wrong somehow (the lack of posts I mean,) so I am obligated to break that pattern. Assisting me in this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1903],"tags":[2743],"class_list":["post-15897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-because","tag-no-one-ever-believes-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}