{"id":16257,"date":"2015-03-10T17:59:42","date_gmt":"2015-03-10T21:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=16257"},"modified":"2015-03-10T17:59:42","modified_gmt":"2015-03-10T21:59:42","slug":"repercussions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2015\/03\/repercussions\/","title":{"rendered":"Repercussions"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tree Lobsters!<\/em><\/a> is a webcomic that I only peruse periodically, once a week or so, and when I found this one<\/a> I had to check to see whether I’d posted my trash talk on artificial intelligence predictions<\/a> before, or afterward. Luckily, mine came first – I hate looking like I’m stealing someone else’s idea.<\/p>\n

[I also love the references to Voight-Kampf testing, with the caveat that, “Test may register a false positive with sociopaths.” If you don’t get this, you can try to fake that you do, but you’re better off running before someone can bring a weapon to bear.]<\/p>\n

Second, I sent the same anole images from yesterday’s post to Dan Palmer<\/a> last night with a very brief text accompaniment, within which was the phrase, “The lizard still surprised me.” Dan is in a northern clime so I was kind of explaining that we weren’t that<\/em> far away from winter here, yet he took it another way entirely – actually, quite a few other ways. This morning I received a reply with, as he put it, potential continuations to, “The lizard still surprised me…”<\/strong>:<\/strong><\/p>\n

“..after all these years.”
\n“..with a kiss and a swift departure.”
\n“..with the DNA test.”
\n“..by copping to *both* murders.”
\n“..and ultimately ruined my childhood – it could have busted the Santa myth much more gently.”
\n“..as reptiles are wont to do.”
\n“..with the sincere apology.”
\n“..Valentine’s Day was weeks ago.”
\n“..I did not recognize him without the eyepatch.”
\n“..I thought that I had eliminated them from this planet during the mid-80’s.”
\n“..who drinks hot chocolate went it’s this warm out?”
\n“..Pampers makes lizard-sized?”
\n“..after the Bay of Pigs, I thought he was dead!”
\n“..he hadn’t even heard of Harry Potter.”
\n“..with a gentlemanly poke of his walking stick and an invitation to the club.”
\n“..he was wearing his Villiage People T-shirt.”
\n“..her lipstick and nail polish didn’t match.”
\n“..and I *love* surprises!”
\n“..before it’s battery ran out.”
\n“..despite the lingering awkwardness from the “barn” incident.”
\n“..he was posing under a spider web that said, ‘Pigs suck.’ ”
\n“..but only because I can percieve more dimensions of sarcasm than the human species.”
\n“..for the last time.”
\n“..the six-shooter in his holster wasn’t even loaded.”
\n“..it didn’t taste at all like bubble gum.”
\n“..without Mary and their 14 little darlings.”
\n“..the stock tip proved quite lucrative.”
\n“..pawn to G5, checkmate.”
\n“..nobody brings up the Partridge Family anymore.”
\n“..we had agreed to split the winnings 50-50 – now one of us was going to die.”
\n“..they were out of red sparklies.”
\n“..tequila, at this hour?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Followed twenty minutes later by another batch:<\/strong><\/p>\n

“.. claimed his name was D.B. Cooper.”
\n“..had a very interesting theory about quarks.”
\n“..told me I could save 15% or more on car insurance.”
\n“..was almost unrecognizable with the new tat.”
\n“..I expected someone taller.”
\n“..that his name was an anagram of “Zildar”.
\n“..that’s what hermaphrodite means?”
\n“..he claimed to have let the dogs out.”
\n“..he had eaten all the Skittles.”
\n“..he had actually heard of Emo Phillips.”
\n“..had been rendered mute by the remote.”
\n“..had a thing for pickles.”
\n“..you know, I really wasn’t expecting that – hence the surprise – I guess you had to be there.”
\n“..lizards have blue snot?”
\n“..eyes *are* window to the soul.”
\n“..he wasn’t supposed to be back until Friday.”
\n“..if he was here, then who the hell was that in the pool this morning?”
\n“..I thought it was snails that left a slime trail.”
\n“..not everybody makes sergeant that fast.”
\n“..I couldn’t picture him running for office.”
\n“..help me, I can’t stop.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

At that point, I asked if he was trying<\/em> to provoke me into posting them, whereupon the followup this afternoon was another batch. Okay, then.<\/p>\n

“..he said he would get at least a B-, and he did.”
\n“..turns out he’s a well-known anime model.”
\n“..liked Ghostbusters 2 better than 1.”
\n“..he doesn’t have a Facebook page.”
\n“..he’s done unspeakable things with Q-tips.”
\n“..and after 35 years of marriage, that’s really all you can ask for.”
\n“..but not as much as the tarantula did.”
\n“..he really has been donating his lunch money to charity.”
\n“..he has the reflexes of Starbucks barrista with the shakes.
\n“..her lingerie collection is larger than mine.”
\n“..he drinks milk right out of the carton.”
\n“..he leads a double life as tax advisor *and* a taxidermist. You should see his business cards.”
\n“..she does not have a license to carry that concealed weapon.”
\n“..he spent World War II in a quiet valley in the Austrian countryside.”
\n“..she lives to spit.”
\n“..he only responds to ‘Scalydude’.”
\n“..he has only seconds to live.”
\n“..he has had intimate relations with Clint Eastwood.”
\n“..he loves to collect pennies – he chases after them when they roll.”
\n“..he wears shades, doesn’t give a ^&$#*”
\n“..overpaid for his porsche.”
\n“..what, without a viable brain and all.”
\n“..and that takes a lot of girl scout cookies these days.”
\n“..really, I can’t stop.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

All<\/em> of which missed the point entirely, which was that I never knew lizards liked corn liquor…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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