{"id":19931,"date":"2017-02-11T09:12:45","date_gmt":"2017-02-11T14:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=19931"},"modified":"2017-02-11T09:12:45","modified_gmt":"2017-02-11T14:12:45","slug":"nothing-but-iron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2017\/02\/nothing-but-iron\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing but iron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, knowing there wasn&#8217;t a lot of lunch-style food in the house and not having been in a while, I hit the nearby pizza place on my lunch break. I ended up having to get it to-go, however, because the place was packed. Later on when I got home, I started seeing things on various sites about National Pizza Day, which explained the crowd, though it made me feel bad because I generally don&#8217;t bother with stuff of that nature. I don&#8217;t make a point of non-conformity, but I definitely avoid both fads and manufactured holidays. It was just a coincidence, I swear!<\/p>\n<p>What made this ironic is that <em>today<\/em> is <strong>National Coincidence Day<\/strong>, the day we should all recognize the meaningless coincidences in our lives. I had apparently jumped the gun on celebrating <em>that<\/em> one, again without even meaning to, which is perhaps celebrating it doubly so. Even worse, tomorrow is National <em>Contrition<\/em> Day, which means I&#8217;m <em>really<\/em> out of synch <em>and<\/em> hopelessly trapped amongst the mindless sheep.<\/p>\n<p>But then I found out that the <em>day before yesterday<\/em> was National Pizza Day, so we&#8217;re all good now. It had been getting all irony up in here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, knowing there wasn&#8217;t a lot of lunch-style food in the house and not having been in a while, I hit the nearby pizza place on my lunch break. I ended up having to get it to-go, however, because the place was packed. Later on when I got home, I started seeing things on various [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,12],"tags":[3719,3649],"class_list":["post-19931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-random","tag-i-said-on-the-solstice-i-would-do-this","tag-its-something"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}