{"id":24673,"date":"2019-10-18T09:39:06","date_gmt":"2019-10-18T13:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=24673"},"modified":"2019-10-18T09:39:06","modified_gmt":"2019-10-18T13:39:06","slug":"one-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2019\/10\/one-word\/","title":{"rendered":"One word"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Orionids<\/p>\n<p>That doesn&#8217;t really cut it though, does it? Even if you know what the Orionids are, I didn&#8217;t say <em>when<\/em> they&#8217;d be occurring, and if you <em>did<\/em> know, you probably wouldn&#8217;t need me to tell you when, or even that they <em>are<\/em> occurring. I was just trying to, you know, counteract my tendency to write too damn much when only a few words would do, or go on and on about some trait that, really, nobody cares about and only serves to throw up a wall of text that makes people shy away from the blog and go someplace else with pictures or videos of someone&#8217;s dog doing something, or to do the ultimate in couch-potato apathy by watching someone else play <em>video games<\/em>, which even beats out watching sports for vicarious uselessness&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Meteor storm. Peaks Monday night. Half-moon rising late. Easy to spot origin point. <a href=\"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2019\/07\/oh-give-it-a-shot\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Click<\/a> for pointers.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all &#8211; no more unnecessary words. I&#8217;m trying to improve. Don&#8217;t forget to subscribe, like, forward, comment, buy the sponsored product, include me in your will, and name your kids after me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Orionids That doesn&#8217;t really cut it though, does it? Even if you know what the Orionids are, I didn&#8217;t say when they&#8217;d be occurring, and if you did know, you probably wouldn&#8217;t need me to tell you when, or even that they are occurring. I was just trying to, you know, counteract my tendency to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[5171,991,5170,5169],"class_list":["post-24673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-astronomy","tag-a-sudden-upsurge-in-girls-named-al","tag-meteor-shower","tag-nothing-worse-than-fucking-unboxing-videos-though","tag-orionids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}