{"id":25119,"date":"2019-12-19T21:19:09","date_gmt":"2019-12-20T02:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=25119"},"modified":"2019-12-19T21:19:09","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T02:19:09","slug":"my-seasonal-charity-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2019\/12\/my-seasonal-charity-work\/","title":{"rendered":"My seasonal charity work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know this is going to come off sounding like bragging, and it&#8217;s not intended that way at all but, well, so be it. I am presently working on a plugin that will eradicate every last vestige of &#8216;Baby Yoda&#8217; from your internet browser &#8211; all memes, all photos, all mentions, all cookie cutters, all bumper stickers, everything. It&#8217;s quite a comprehensive program, but sorely needed and already long overdue.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to contribute to the success of this endeavor, hit me up and I&#8217;ll provide appropriate credit.<\/p>\n<p>No, I&#8217;m not porting it over to smutphones &#8211; fuck people doing everything on their damn phones, they deserve what they get.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know this is going to come off sounding like bragging, and it&#8217;s not intended that way at all but, well, so be it. I am presently working on a plugin that will eradicate every last vestige of &#8216;Baby Yoda&#8217; from your internet browser &#8211; all memes, all photos, all mentions, all cookie cutters, all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,12],"tags":[5321,5320,5322],"class_list":["post-25119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-random","tag-kill-baby-yoda-with-a-rusty-gaffi-stick","tag-never-gonna-watch-that-show","tag-two-days-then-move-the-fuck-on"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}