{"id":28519,"date":"2021-04-01T06:00:33","date_gmt":"2021-04-01T10:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=28519"},"modified":"2021-04-01T03:05:47","modified_gmt":"2021-04-01T07:05:47","slug":"profiles-of-nature-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2021\/04\/profiles-of-nature-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Profiles of Nature 13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/0401Prudence.jpg\" alt=\"yellow-bellied slider Trachemys scripta scripta Prudence basking on log\" width=\"750\" height=\"539\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-28520\" \/><br clear=\"all\"\/>This week we meet Prudence<strong>:<\/strong> model, fitness instructor, and home gardener (as indicated by the grove on her back.) Prudence is a popular yoga coach with the elderly because she doesn&#8217;t include some of the more flexible poses like Ankle Phone and Stuck Stepsister, plus she&#8217;s slightly cranky and not all bubbly motivated &#8211; we all know the type. She intends to start her own business creating business names for entrepreneurs called, <em>Enterprises Enterprises, Inc.<\/em> &#8211; she&#8217;s already mastered the catchphrases that make most of them giddy, like, &#8220;porting,&#8221; &#8220;cloud-based,&#8221; &#8220;insourcing,&#8221; and, &#8220;fauxquiescence.&#8221; Prudence had a traumatic childhood because she grew up before chicken nuggets were a thing, but with therapy she overcame her nightmares and now only shivers slightly when someone says, &#8220;honey mustard.&#8221; For giggles, she likes going to little country stores in the mountains and enthusing loudly about not marrying a relative. She has avoided college, thinking that a &#8220;well-rounded education&#8221; meant she would have to obtain 360 degrees, but she is considering Kevin Bacon University because that requires a lot fewer, plus she knows about <em>Pyrates<\/em>. She plans to retire in a few years, but the tread is still way beyond Lincoln&#8217;s nose, so no hurry. Her favorite solder blend is Sn63Pb37.<\/p>\n<p>Be sure to stop by next week before the leftovers get too old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week we meet Prudence: model, fitness instructor, and home gardener (as indicated by the grove on her back.) Prudence is a popular yoga coach with the elderly because she doesn&#8217;t include some of the more flexible poses like Ankle Phone and Stuck Stepsister, plus she&#8217;s slightly cranky and not all bubbly motivated &#8211; we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,4,3],"tags":[6047,6046,2828,169],"class_list":["post-28519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-nature","category-photo","tag-fauxquiescence","tag-prudence","tag-trachemys-scripta-scripta","tag-yellow-bellied-slider"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}