All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards<\/em><\/a> – Along with, ‘no worries,’ ‘pea soup floater,’ ‘Dijabringabeeralong,’ and, ‘mwaa.’ And of course, tags are separated by commas and cannot have one within, so that’s two<\/em> tags at the forefront, chosen so nothing could get between. I felt using any fewer than these was not doing it justice, but to understand any of them, I think, you’d have to have read the book. Also, there are no italics in tags, but the original quote had them so I upgraded it here.<\/p>\n you like that do you?<\/a> – Yeah, you’re a bad chick…<\/p>\n don’t ask where the pig is<\/a> – I mean, the glare is a clue…<\/p>\n did you see Bigfoot in there?<\/a> – I’m sure an experienced<\/em> crypto-tracker would find him. It. Whatever.<\/p>\n tell me that’s not the same mook with the camera<\/a> – I may have a reputation.<\/p>\n knockin’ lots of boots<\/a> – Some of these I simply stare at in confusion, trying to remember the context (because I have to extract the tags alone without links, at least until I know more SQL – look, never mind,) and then I find the post and recognition dawns.<\/p>\n we come in AAUUUGHH<\/a> – It’s no joking matter.<\/p>\n you know Gilligan in the opening credits?<\/a> – Also, ‘Boy Scouts be shakin’ their heads,’ and, ‘one word: porters.’ Listen, I don’t like missing shots, okay?<\/p>\n them damn libs<\/a> – And, ‘blame where blame is due.’ See above.<\/p>\n Poindexter of the Piedmont maybe<\/a> – With, ‘no I didn’t yodel,’ ‘not even George,’ and, ‘we were idiots.’ It was a holiday, so I was obligated.<\/p>\n some of us have the belly for it<\/a> – As well as, ‘no not the The Bangles song,’ and, ‘ook,’ which should have been used before. If you were sharp-eyed, you might have noticed what seemed to be a typo in one of those, but it’s actually correct, because the band name contains ‘The.’ Of course, another holiday – how’d it go for you?<\/p>\n bad film I tells ya!<\/a> – Followed by, ‘oh who the fuck cares?’ Nobody shares my drama.<\/p>\n But we can’t ignore the Profiles<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n it’s been downhill since the beginning and it’s not even accelerating<\/a> – With, ‘yeah well my dad will – never mind.’ Bullies are the worst.<\/p>\n at least I didn’t go with common cockchafer<\/a> – While, ‘HR Pufnstuf we could understand,’ goes hand-in-hand with that.<\/p>\n a little mousse for dessert<\/a> – Had to.<\/p>\n Beyonce are you listening?<\/a> – Please, please, please take that hint.<\/p>\n 98 – 99 – 100!<\/a> – Some photos had lots of possible interpretations. But, ‘brit milah (we will not let you go!)’ was inexcusable, I admit. Not that that ever would have stopped me.<\/p>\n ‘Diddlepunk’ is my Bay City Rollers cover band<\/a> – S-A, T-U-R, D-A-Y, night! C’mon, sing along!<\/p>\n ladies and gentlemen is this the face of a parasite?<\/a> – Former<\/em> maggot – former<\/em>.<\/p>\n so so tired of Timbits<\/a> – And who wouldn’t be?<\/p>\n uneven bars are still parallel dammit<\/a> – Gym teachers hate math students.<\/p>\n no not “art is anal” hard as that may be to believe<\/a> – Though if you pronounce it this way people will stop using it, so there’s that.<\/p>\n totes yeeted<\/a> – Rad as heckin’.<\/p>\n And perhaps my favorite:<\/strong><\/p>\n bird<\/a> – Courtesy of The Manatee<\/a>, filling in while I was traveling – credit for this precise identification.<\/p>\n The previous tag roundups can be found below, because why stop a bad thing?<\/p>\n 2015:<\/strong> Tagged<\/a> We cannot ignore the holidays we all<\/em> celebrated in 2021, can we?<\/p>\n \nPrep Your Home Video Setting Day<\/strong><\/a>, January 27 – so much for that<\/em> winter project. … which of course, all have their own appropriate tags.<\/p>\n You’ve been wondering if I’m gonna get to the stats, haven’t you? You should know not to doubt me about boring content.<\/p>\n Are these good? Not really. Maintaining regular content means something, I guess, but if people aren’t visiting, what’s that say? (A friend recently said that I tend to be “loquacious,” and credit for the fifty-cent word, but that may be a factor of the visitation stats.) At the same time, I have no patience for the short-attention-span crowd, and some of the blogs that I routinely visit far exceed my efforts, word and count wise, as well as having exponentially more visitors. Some of it comes down to discovery in a glutted medium, I know, but how much? And what are my goals anyway? Well, more sales, certainly. I’ve been into this before<\/a>.<\/p>\n However, this is me, and I’m not going to change to reflect what’s popular – that’s a fickle mistress, to be sure, so the solution is to locate those who appreciate the same things. How to do that? Iunno. 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\n2016:<\/strong> Tagged again<\/a>
\n2017:<\/strong> Papa\u2019s got a brand new tag<\/a>
\n2018:<\/strong> So what did 2017 hold?<\/a>
\n2019:<\/strong> Do not read tag under penalty of law<\/a>
\n2020:<\/strong> Tagginses! We hates it forever!<\/a>
\n2021:<\/strong> Tag ’em and bag ’em<\/a>
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\nRemember The Dumb Shit That You\u2019ve Done Day<\/strong><\/a>, February 26
\nProvide Unwanted and Disregarded Insight Into Yourself Day<\/strong><\/a>, March 28 (it was still winter.)
\nI Meant To Do That Day<\/strong><\/a>, April 1
\nBlurred Bird Day<\/strong><\/a>, May 29
\nDon\u2019t Drive Anywhere At All Day<\/strong><\/a>, June 28
\nWalk Like an Orangutan Day<\/strong><\/a>, July 6
\nFind the Flounder Day<\/strong><\/a>, August 16
\nShoot The Moon Twice In Different Phases Day<\/strong><\/a>, September 24 – yes, this is the correct<\/em> holiday, and not that Beware of Strangers Baring Gifs Day<\/strong><\/a> shit.
\nDiscard An Old Photo That You’re Never Gonna Use From The Blog Folder Day<\/strong><\/a>, October 28
\nNever Assume That Someone Else Did It Correctly Day<\/strong><\/a>, November 27
\nCapture Something Inadvertently Day<\/strong><\/a>, December 24\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/SiteStats2021.jpg\")
2020’s image total of 1,037 was a major line to cross, and I didn’t make it, but it had also been a huge jump ahead of all previous years, so I don’t feel too bad – I came 56 images shy and blew second place out of the water, so, fine. I don’t feel I was lacking in regards of illustrations or regular content, even though it got a little slow towards the end. The post count was definitely a record, having passed all other years in October I think, so go me. The word count of 199,928 was also a record, but that’s related to the post count of course. I note that I was only 72 words short of breaking 200,000, which I would have done just for the hell of it had I checked before the end of the year, but oh well. That brings the total word count for the blog, since inception, at a little under 2 million.<\/p>\n