{"id":31268,"date":"2022-02-28T01:00:47","date_gmt":"2022-02-28T06:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=31268"},"modified":"2022-02-27T21:38:11","modified_gmt":"2022-02-28T02:38:11","slug":"i-think-we-should-see-other-months-february","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2022\/02\/i-think-we-should-see-other-months-february\/","title":{"rendered":"I think we should see other months, February"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not me, really, it&#8217;s you. I just&#8230; I just don&#8217;t see any future with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And that means it&#8217;s time for the end of the month abstract. What have we got for that?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/FebruaryCheater.jpg\" alt=\"funky ass leaf\" width=\"750\" height=\"1274\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-31269\" \/><br clear=\"all\"\/>It&#8217;s a leaf. Where would you be without me to provide this kind of precise information to you?<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, I don&#8217;t know what it is, because I&#8217;ve never seen it identified, though I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s not native, given as how I&#8217;ve only seen this in the butterfly house of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lifeandscience.org\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Museum of Life and Science<\/a>. And I&#8217;ve <a href=\"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2012\/12\/and-part-eight\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">done better before<\/a>. But even this is &#8216;before,&#8217; since February was such a loser that it didn&#8217;t even provide any decent abstracts, and I had to go archive for this one<strong>;<\/strong> it was taken six years ago, yesterday. Seriously, we&#8217;re much better off without February.<\/p>\n<p>But we&#8217;ll keep its number in our phone, just in case&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not me, really, it&#8217;s you. I just&#8230; I just don&#8217;t see any future with you.&#8221; And that means it&#8217;s time for the end of the month abstract. What have we got for that? It&#8217;s a leaf. Where would you be without me to provide this kind of precise information to you? Honestly, I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[3047,3313,6654],"class_list":["post-31268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nature","category-photo","tag-leaf","tag-museum-of-life-and-science","tag-no-booty-calling-february"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}