{"id":39393,"date":"2025-07-18T01:57:04","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T05:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=39393"},"modified":"2025-07-18T01:57:04","modified_gmt":"2025-07-18T05:57:04","slug":"still-more-of-the-shit-i-get-up-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2025\/07\/still-more-of-the-shit-i-get-up-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Still more of the shit I get up to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Definitely one of the more awkward things I&#8217;ve ever attempted, especially in the name of mere curiosity.<\/p>\n<p>So the eastern kingsnake (<em>Lampropeltis getula<\/em>) made another appearance a few minutes ago, and this time it was too far out of the burrow to retreat back into it, so in moments I had it in hand. First things first<strong>:<\/strong> this is <em>not<\/em> the same one as <a href=\"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2025\/06\/estate-find-xxvi\/\" target=\"_blank\">before<\/a>, since this is much smaller, perhaps a meter and a half. I wasn&#8217;t going to get anywhere near an accurate measurement, since it was quite energetic and constantly writhed around attempting to find a way out of my grasp. Yet this was with perfect civility, never taking a chance to bite me and never thrashing about, not even defecating on me &#8211; it just kept questing about for a way to gain purchase on something that was other than me to make its escape.<\/p>\n<p>But with it in hand and the snakeskin that I&#8217;d found a few days back sitting right on my desk, I had to make the direct comparison. Why, I don&#8217;t know, but I did. And I&#8217;m here to tell you, attempting to lay a shed skin alongside a squirming, weaving, questing snake that was firmly wrapped around one hand, leaving only one free, is an exercise in frustration, especially when trying to compare the tail sections. I&#8217;d just about get a section lined up when the snake would change its mind about where it wanted to go and shift off in another direction or start sliding through my fingers. I briefly attempted to get a pic of the snake alone with the proper camera, but all I had was my left hand, attempting to aim at my right, and I soon gave that up<strong>;<\/strong> I might have had slightly better luck had I snagged the snake in my left hand, but at that point switching up wasn&#8217;t exactly in the cards. We have the barest of images taken by the smutphone instead &#8211; nothing the least compelling, but proof that I had the snake at least.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/AwkwardKing.jpg\" alt=\"eastern kingsnake  Lampropeltis getula in author&#039;s hand, taken with smutphone by author\" width=\"750\" height=\"515\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-39394\" \/><br clear=\"all\"\/>That said, I can say I&#8217;m 80% sure that the shed skin came from this very snake<strong>:<\/strong> there were several little injuries along the snake&#8217;s back and these were lining up extraordinarily well. One or two, I might dismiss as both coincidental and unable to do a precise match in such conditions, but I matched up five or six, finding one and then tracking along the body until I found the next where predicted. The snake seemed perfectly healthy, but it&#8217;s definitely had its share of run-ins with adversity, including an injury right near the vent\/cloaca.<\/p>\n<p>The shed skin was found almost at the extreme other end of the house, quite a few meters away and giving a faint indication that the former owner had emerged from a crawlspace vent, while this snake itself seems to have a nice little burrow near my steps and under an overhang. Plus I thought I&#8217;d seen the larger specimen from a couple weeks back nosing along the house in the same crawlspace vent location. None of this disproves anything, it just fails to offer more support, and they might even be a mated pair &#8211; who knows? Overall though, it would have been a lot easier with a second handler, and no, The Girlfriend was out of the question, at her own insistence, even if she had been awake at the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Definitely one of the more awkward things I&#8217;ve ever attempted, especially in the name of mere curiosity. So the eastern kingsnake (Lampropeltis getula) made another appearance a few minutes ago, and this time it was too far out of the burrow to retreat back into it, so in moments I had it in hand. First [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,4,3],"tags":[8209,4930,4931,8208],"class_list":["post-39393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-nature","category-photo","tag-do-you-recognize-this-skin","tag-eastern-kingsnake","tag-lampropeltis-getula","tag-you-silly-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}