{"id":7580,"date":"2012-04-13T18:00:32","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T22:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=7580"},"modified":"2012-04-13T18:00:32","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T22:00:32","slug":"you-keep-using-that-word-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2012\/04\/you-keep-using-that-word-part-two\/","title":{"rendered":"You keep using that word (part two)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I never intended for this to be a series, but maybe it would be useful after all.<\/p>\n<p>Recently, there was\/is a bit of back-and-forth both online and in certain literary and academic communities over Bart Ehrman&#8217;s latest book, &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Did-Jesus-Exist-Historical-Argument\/dp\/0062204602\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1333938195&#038;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Did Jesus Exist?<\/em><\/a>&#8216; Most of that had to do with his rather dismissive and arrogant demeanor towards <a href=\"http:\/\/freethoughtblogs.com\/carrier\/archives\/667\" target=\"_blank\">other scholars and researchers who came to different conclusions than he did<\/a>, but the underlying point of the book is that jesus of Nazareth was an actual historical figure, rather than (as some say) a myth built around old testament predictions and various local legends.<\/p>\n<p>Now, there are some important distinctions to be made here, and three main bodies of thought (with an untold number of splinters within)<strong>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1. The figure of jesus in the christian bible was actually the son of god, performed miracles, and fulfilled prophecies<strong>;<\/strong><br \/>\n2. The stories of jesus were built around a real person by that name, but likely myths in themselves<strong>;<\/strong><br \/>\n3. The stories of jesus are entirely mythological and no such person existed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Most scholars settle on either points 2 or 3 &#8211; only christian apologists attempt to maintain that point 1 is accurate, but they have no evidence whatsoever to back this up, relying solely on conjecture and, to be blunt, word games. Ehrman himself maintains that there is a strong case for point 2, and says that those who follow point 3 are missing the boat.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to bother getting into the various arguments, since they&#8217;re all red herrings (multiplying magically, donchaknow) which miss one very important detail<strong>:<\/strong> <em>that point 1 is the only one that has any bearing on anything at all.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Look, it&#8217;s simple. If several hundred years from now, someone begins spreading stories of the miracles that George Porqphat performed in 2010, plugging up a volcano in Chil\u00e9 and turning Flavor Aid into beer, it really doesn&#8217;t matter if there is anyone in the 2010 census named &#8220;George Porqphat&#8221; or not &#8211; that doesn&#8217;t prove or disprove any miracles. No matter what the subject, if anyone wants to create stories to be taken seriously, they have to ground them in fact <em>somewhere<\/em>. Think of Hans Gruber in <em>Die Hard<\/em>, using the name of an actual executive in the Nakatomi Tower to throw John McClane off. It didn&#8217;t become less of a lie, it simply became a more <em>believable<\/em> lie. That is, if your standards of critical thought are near rock bottom.<\/p>\n<p>The <em>only<\/em> importance of jesus&#8217; existence is that he was really who the gospels claimed, and the only way to establish that is to find support for the miracles &#8211; and let&#8217;s be fair<strong>:<\/strong> there&#8217;s no way you&#8217;re going to find that. Even a pile of fish bones and bread crusts dating to 2000 years ago isn&#8217;t going to mean anything. Local parlor tricks witnessed by a handful of people are never going to get any higher in status.<\/p>\n<p>So the debate over a historical jesus is, really, a bunch of short-sighted pedants with too much time on their hands, but if that&#8217;s the way the game is played, let&#8217;s take it a step further. The only way any figure named jesus could be considered <em>historical<\/em> is by establishing that those miracles actually occurred<strong>;<\/strong> anything else is <em>not historical<\/em>. George Porqphat being alive today has nothing to do with history, unless he actually gets involved in some event other than collating the minutes of meetings. Finding a rock inscribed with &#8220;Jesus [heart] Mary&#8221; doesn&#8217;t support rising from the dead unless you&#8217;re a child, and our standards should be a little better than that. Historical events are those that had some lasting impact, such as Constantine I&#8217;s promotion of the stories later to be considered scripture (and even <em>that<\/em> presents countless questions about the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Constantine_the_Great#Sources\" target=\"_blank\">bias of the chroniclers<\/a>.) <em>People believing<\/em> that Paul McCartney died in 1966 is history, but that doesn&#8217;t make his <em>death<\/em> at that time historical. [He actually shot John Lennon in 1980 and set up Mark Chapman to take the blame. <strong>M<\/strong>ark <strong>C<\/strong>hapman, <strong>Mc<\/strong>Cartney<strong>;<\/strong> Mark, John, and Paul<strong>;<\/strong> <em>think<\/em> about it!]<\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s play adult games now. All that matters is whether jesus was magic, and there&#8217;s no way of ever finding this out. In fact, his ability to perform any miracles doesn&#8217;t mean anything either, but serves only as incidental support for the idea that he was a special being whose death obligated all mankind to fealty &#8211; <em>even when his death was to atone for the lack of fealty<\/em>. None of which makes any sense alongside the concepts of judgment, which already addresses fealty anyway<strong>;<\/strong> or omniscience, which implies that any supreme force is simply being emotionally manipulative since it would have to know what everyone is going to do<strong>;<\/strong> or even creation itself, which implies that mankind was <em>made<\/em> to behave exactly this way.<\/p>\n<p>Biblical scholarship, while an interesting pastime, will never provide any pertinent information &#8211; not when the concepts outlined within scripture are such a clusterfuck of pointlessness. Whether some guy named Yeshua existed at any time is irrelevant and not worth even 1% of the effort expended thus far. If someone has an interest in it, fine, go nuts, have fun. If they think they&#8217;re providing something useful to science or knowledge, however, they&#8217;ve lost all sight of the vacuity within the original premise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never intended for this to be a series, but maybe it would be useful after all. Recently, there was\/is a bit of back-and-forth both online and in certain literary and academic communities over Bart Ehrman&#8217;s latest book, &#8216;Did Jesus Exist?&#8216; Most of that had to do with his rather dismissive and arrogant demeanor towards [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1187,1189,1196,1186,1188],"class_list":["post-7580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critic","tag-bart-ehrman","tag-biblical-scholars","tag-did-jesus-exist","tag-historical-jesus","tag-richard-carrier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}