{"id":8994,"date":"2012-09-10T13:08:13","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T17:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/?p=8994"},"modified":"2012-09-10T13:08:13","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T17:08:13","slug":"it-worked-eventually","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/2012\/09\/it-worked-eventually\/","title":{"rendered":"It worked, eventually"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/devoutjumper.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"devoutjumper\" width=\"730\" height=\"499\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8995\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/devoutjumper.jpg 730w, https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/devoutjumper-400x273.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><br clear=\"all\"\/>&#8220;O great and glorious spider god dwelling in the web atop the holy cypress, predator of all that it chitiny, please accept this humble offering from a most loyal servant, as evidence of my everlasting devotion, and listen with a kind ear and gracious heart to my fervent prayers, to make that giant sumbitch nature photographer go away&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;O great and glorious spider god dwelling in the web atop the holy cypress, predator of all that it chitiny, please accept this humble offering from a most loyal servant, as evidence of my everlasting devotion, and listen with a kind ear and gracious heart to my fervent prayers, to make that giant sumbitch nature [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[1421],"class_list":["post-8994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-choose-something-that-will-happen-anyway"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wading-in.net\/walkabout\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}