Take heart!

I’m sorry, this really does amount to (I feel terribly uncouth even breathing the word) a tweet, and I hereby promise not to make a habit of it. But it occurred to me this morning how much America is the land of opportunity. No matter how feeble your understanding of biology or science, or even if you’re an incredible asshole, you can still go on to become a Republican politician!

Other countries have such lofty standards for their office-holders, like possessing a high-school education or having a bare minimum of social skills and decorum, but not here! We must be the envy of the world…

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