Hi, all you spambots out there! You’ve been sending me so many fascinating comments that I’ve been neglecting, so I thought I’d sit down and finally answer some choice selections. I’m sorry that I can’t get to all of you, but I can say that I appreciate your efforts nonethemore. Also, for those of you who included links (which seems to have been most of you, come to think of it,) I’m sorry to say that advertising actually costs money on this site, so if you want to link to something other than your personal blog or something relevant to the topic you’re commenting on, you need to send some money along.
To any other readers that might exist, this is real spam that I’ve received, a small sample of between 5 and 50 a day now. It is a variation of Turing Test, I think, that shows that I can keep the robots coming back at least.
This morning We threw up with a board meeting. I had been sure the cat seemed to be out of the bag, however no one seemed to assume anything about it; apparently it’s quite common for people to throw up at table meetings.
The urge is certainly there, according to those who have to attend regularly, but the bigger problem seems to be verbal diarrhea.
Hmm, I see your point. Oh well, excellent work none the less.
I thank you for the feedback, and will try harder to be more vague.
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I can agree with you but of course this isnt the case… another question: what would you do if I had 3 million dollar?
All I can say is that you should’ve agreed with me…
I will be attending an interview with a magnetic bit holder this Monday. I am excited.
Who wouldn’t be?! I ache with envy.
I find this very difficult to ejaculate to.. . -Thought I’d mix it up from the masturbate :3
And here I thought I was putting in enough photos of bugs and spiders, but there’s no accounting for taste, I guess…
i want to buy an apple ipad but am unsure if its a good buy. What are the good and bad points?
If you buy two, you can glue them to your feet and skate on the carpet. Also, using one in public means you no longer have to tell everyone you have more money than sense. The downside is, the only way for one to project a holographic image of Steve Jobs smiling down on All Creation is by using Flash…
*The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention.
The fuck would I want to fix something?! It’s a blog, Feynman!
[The comment above was posted by the screenname “Diaper Rash Healing” on this post, by the way.]
Hey, I think your website might be having browser compatibility issues. When I look at your blog in IE, it looks fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping.
[Sigh] If I had a nickel…
Okay, that’s it for today, bots! Come back in another 255 posts for another discussion of vomiting and whacking off! Until then, keep… – uhh, never mind…