N 42°55’32.19″ W 76°44’22.79″ Google Earth location
This is, mercifully, one of only a handful of photos of this goon, for obvious reasons. This was in the summer of 1990, not long before the residents of this region chased him from the state. Despite the decrepit condition of the negative this was scanned from, I can vouch that the apparent markings on the t-shirt were indeed grease stains, because for some reason my model here chose to wear a work shirt while out exploring along the lake where he lived (until very shortly after this photo.) He was quite pleased with finding a wild turtle this tiny, because some people are easily amused, and getting this shot required propping a Wittnauer Challenger, an obscure and near-worthless rangefinder camera, up on stones along the railroad tracks, setting the timer, and hoping that focus was reasonably close, which it clearly wasn’t (the target subject was indeed the turtle and not this schmuck.) Rumor has it that age has not improved things much, except for those pipecleaner arms – ask your grandad what those were. But at least he did not attempt to smile for the camera, and for that, we can all be thankful.