Dipshit (I’m talking to myself – that’s what the italics mean. In this case, anyway.) This is not the last day of July, so you got the abstracts early, probably before they were ripe, and I apologize. I have no excuse, and should know by now to double-check my senile old brain, since this isn’t the first time it’s happened – it’s not even the first time this year.
Thus to somehow make it up to you in a way that even I can’t make any sense of (which is hardly surprising, considering,) I leave you with a semi-abstract that’s been sitting in the blog folder for literally 12 years – okay, not literally, because it was done in November of 2014, so we’re a few months shy. Wait, let me run through the month order chant again…
… elemenopeeee… this is not helping…