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Last year, I did a post on macro photography that featured some detail pics of a Giant Water Bug, also called an Electric Light Bug but better known by the scientific name Belostoma flumineum. This post totally rocked the internet, and by that I mean, was just another post on just another blog, probably read by five people. My definition of “going viral” seems to be, “really really small and not moving.”

Yet, it garnered the attention of a couple of biology students who were doing a project on the species, and they asked permission to use the images therein. I’m virtually always cool with that, since it wasn’t for profit, was a good cause, and proper attribution was given. I’ve just been notified that their project website is now online, so in return, I’ll send you over there. It’s a nice collection of information on the species, certainly more than I usually impart, and if most websites were as clean and well-organized as theirs, there would be far less strife in the world. I also want to note that this is a portion of the larger site devoted to student projects from the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse, known as MultipleOrganisms.net (that’s organisms, don’t get excited,) also worth the visit.

I have to add in a small note: When I remarked about the snail that might have attacked me with acid a few days ago, I had spent a fair amount of time doing internet research on snail species, eventually finding the name of someone who seemed to know quite a bit about snails. I set her name aside to contact as a side project, and now realized that she’s a biology professor at the same university, even linked on that MultipleOrganisms site. Small world, but now I’m obligated to follow this up. I’ll let you know what I find.

And good luck with the project, guys!

Good morning!


I thought I was pretty fortunate to discover a few tiny praying mantises on the azalea bushes out front yesterday, until I went out this morning right after sunrise when the dew still hadn’t cleared…

If you look closely at the top pic, you’ll see a large dewdrop adhering right between the mantis’ eyes. Which means, if you look at the image to the left, that forward bump by the antennae isn’t the other eye on the far side, but that dewdrop again.

My model here is about 20mm long (less than an inch.) These were taken with the Vivitar bellows and the Vivitar 135 2.8, Metz 40MZ-3i strobe on-camera direct (top) and off-camera above subject with Lumiquest Big Bounce diffuser (bottom). Oh, and a Canon 300D/Digital Rebel – yes, the first one. Now do you think you really need the latest and bestest? In fact, everything used today except for the tripod was bought used – and the tripod’s fourteen years old…

How’s that sound?

This is a follow-up to the earlier book review of Brain Bugs, by Dean Buonomano. The author raised an interesting bit of speculation within that I wanted to examine – first noting that the likelihood to establish any such speculations as accurate or even worthwhile is pretty slim. This is more of a thought exercise.

In chapter 8, Buonomano admits to leading away from the clinically-supported findings of human brain functions that he had dealt with in previous chapters, and venturing into speculative realms about how supernaturality and religion enter into the picture. It’s a worthwhile avenue of investigation, since they’re common aspects of many cultures even when specifics are so wildly disparate. In fact, many people point to the widespread belief in “god” as a point of evidence supporting such an existence; this ignores numerous factors, such as how this only works if the definition of “god” is loosened to be exceptionally vague; that a population of people believing without evidence is no stronger than an individual who does so; and that such an argument only indicates how swayed we might be by social drives and the desire to blend in. These are fun points to examine in and of themselves, and Buonomano actually tackles some of them elsewhere within the book.

All of that sidetracks from the primary question, which is why supernatural beliefs spring up. Buonomano suspects that the tendency to see non-human, directed causes for any particular occurrence (such as lightning, volcanoes, etc.) – something that is easier to term as agency – is evolved into our brains, and he isn’t alone in this speculation. The followup question, of course, is how such a thing could have evolved in the first place. At this point, the layperson speculation is often that if it did, it must have been for some benefit, but this isn’t exactly right. Two other types of properties can spring up within natural selection: neutral traits, which do not provide a benefit but also provide no detriment either, possessing nothing to select for or against; and ‘co-opted’ traits, which provide a benefit but in a different way than they may currently be used. Buonomano gives the example of human interest in sports, which really doesn’t provide any benefit, yet at times in the past, emphasis on both competitive physical activities, and just the tribal support for those that participated (sports fans,) could have been important factors in the strength of the tribe.

In support of the idea that a belief in agency is evolved, Buonomano offers a study where children watched a puppet show where a mouse was eaten by an alligator, then asked if the mouse was still scared of the alligator; most of the children answered, “Yes.” Buonomano also references studies where patients are asked about their beliefs, and outright transcendental experiences, while serotonin inhibitors were being tested, or when portions of their brains had to be removed because of dangerous lesions; both gave indications that the posterior areas of the parietal cortex has significant influence in supernatural thoughts. The study with the children indicates that belief in, at least, life after death may be ingrained, while the brain studies indicate that certain portions of our minds may be conducive to thoughts of agency. We’ll come back to this in a moment.

Buonomano also points out that animals often show a belief in agency, demonstrated by dogs growling at windblown umbrellas (an actual example from Darwin) only when someone else was not present near the umbrella to have caused the movement. It’s easy to see something similar in cats chasing leaves (or every other thing that twitches or squeaks.) This leads him to speculate that believing in agency may be very widespread in the animal kingdom (of which we are part,) but that one of the primary differences in humans is instead the ability to recognize the part played by undirected physics; in other words, to not see agency in everything. I say again that this is all admittedly speculative.

From there, Buonomano gives three principle areas of reasoning [paraphrased here] towards how agency may have evolved within us:

1. The ability to separate problems into categories such as solvable [how do plants grow, and can we grow our own] and unsolvable [what makes the rains come] may have allowed our ancestors to focus attention on useful functions;

2. Belief in agency could have strengthened tribal cooperation, providing for group-selection aspects of evolution such as altruism;

3. Refinements in the belief in agency could have led to organized religion, which would have further reinforced itself by introducing moral codes and community guidance beyond the tribal level.

I bring this chapter up because I’m in disagreement with much of it, even though I think not only that examining the topic from this standpoint is a great way to get people to recognize how our minds evolved, but Buonomano paid due diligence in offering support for his speculation. Yet I think there are other factors to consider. I have previously written on exactly this topic, and some parallels are able to be seen, but there are a few problems that I’m finding in his supporting studies.

We’ll start with the account of children and the idea of life after death. For those interested, the study (or at least one of several along the same lines) can be downloaded here. Notable within is that the older children in the study were less likely to allow for any functions after death, including fear and hunger – but what this indicates is not necessarily an innate tendency to believe in life after death, but an imperfect understanding of death as a mental state (or, indeed, any particular mental state) in younger children. Children are not born with a fear of death, or show any fear of things that can harm them – these are learned responses developed with experience. What may be at work here is a concept of future – what are we planning to do, and what can we hope to experience? How innate is this concept in the mind, as opposed to living strictly in the present, with no planning and no concern over ‘tomorrow?’ Can we say that any other species, such as dogs, has any concept of days beyond the present? If such a thing is a trait of humans, then death is the eradication of future, the destruction of plans and tomorrow. It may not be that children have any concept of life after death, only of future, and it takes time (and culture) to recognize that death is the antithesis of such.

No arguments with the parietal cortex studies, but I will readily admit that these are merely suggestive of brain structures specific to thoughts of (supernatural) agency, and not terribly conclusive in themselves. It does raise some interesting questions about the differences between unknown but human agency (the person who invented the electric toaster,) unknown but mundane agency (why earthquakes are hard to predict,) and supernatural agency (what started our universe; I find it amusing to note that I struggled to find an example that is still held by some as ‘supernatural’ that isn’t already explained.) There are far more people who accept earthquakes as natural physical occurrences than the beginning of the universe being the same, yet in what ways are these different, or at least seen differently?

Agency itself isn’t terribly surprising either, in any species of animal. As Buonomano points out, when you hear something rustling in the bushes, it might be the wind blowing leaves, or it might be a jaguar – erring on the side of complacency is going to get bred out of any species in relatively short order. Every species that has any significant external sensory mechanisms such as sight, hearing, and such have them for two primary reasons: to find food, and to escape danger. But nothing could escape danger without at least inferring that something could be dangerous, and that’s agency. But his speculation that we are unique in not seeing agency is reaching too much, I think. Anyone watching a puppy dealing with a new toy can see the process of determining the lack of agency play itself out, and from my own experience, I’ve watched plenty of animals that openly ignore traffic, even close by at high speeds – but if we stop the car and get out, the fear of agency takes over and they skedaddle. Seeing a lack of agency seems to require observation for patterns of cause-and-effect in more species than our own.

So, what about the ability to differentiate between solvable and unsolvable problems? This is very hard to support when considering actual behaviors, both past and present. We’ve all heard of rain dances, and the entire process of sacrificial offerings throughout many cultures shows a lack of distinction between solvable and unsolvable factors in life (and offers a realm of speculation all on its own.) Even today, people pray by the millions, often to bring about miracles which certainly fall into the unsolvable category. This doesn’t seem to demonstrate that we have an evolved trait to distinguish between them.

However, the attention we pay to patterns, and cause-and-effect scenarios, may help explain this aspect a bit better (Terry Pratchett even approached this obliquely in the novel Small Gods.) If we make any kind of connection between an event/action, and a subsequent event, we often assume the former caused the latter, without requiring a significant amount of repetitions – we tend to believe in the cause-and-effect scenario much quicker than we can persuade ourselves that no such thing is present. This shows in how often someone has a ‘lucky’ talisman, and is wildly prevalent in sports – even in our inability to fathom random factors (winning streaks, the payoff is ‘due,’ and so on.) Coupled with this is the influence of confirmation bias, where once we start to consider something as a cause, we give greater emphasis to factors which support this conclusion, and ignore or downplay those which fail to.

We have plenty of reasons to see patterns, and this ability might be one of the primary players in our distinction from other species. Yet, over-emphasizing this ability/desire causes us to see patterns where they do not exist, and this can be coupled with, or even a contributing factor within, the belief in agency. We also have a strong drive to figure things out, actively seeking cause-and-effect scenarios, and this is strong enough to make us experiment constantly to see just what happens. Moreover, it is so active that we engage in pointless activities such as solving puzzles and word games, pleased with ourselves (no doubt fomented by an internal chemical reward system) when we unscramble the letters to find the word “angered” – unless the target was actually “enraged.” Which is a secondary part of this formula, because we also get frustrated when we fail to figure things out, or are wrong. In the circumstances that Buonomano considers the ‘unsolvable’ puzzles such as natural disasters, we don’t simply shrug and accept that they’re a mystery; consider how much effort we put into cancer research, and our overall reactions to even the word “cancer.” Instead, we still want answers, and supernaturality was/is one way in which we derive an answer without actually having one. In effect, it’s a placebo, but in many cases enough of one to ease the frustration of the unsolvable puzzle. Conversely, for countless atheists including myself, religion was abandoned (at least in part) because it didn’t answer questions, even when so many proponents claim that as its most useful trait.

Much the same may be said for the very simple factor of fearing death. No case needs to be made for the evolutionary benefits of such a thing, nor its presence in most other species. The question about how we jump from fearing death to outright denying it is the most curious part, but like many things we presently take for granted, it needs to be shown that this is not culturally influenced rather than a natural aspect of our brains. And, since we are a social species that depends so measurably on interacting with others almost constantly, is denying the finality of death merely a way of dodging the pain we feel from the death of others?

This brings us to the social benefits of finding agency, point 2 of Buonomano’s. Can agency really be said to contribute to altruism? He extends the idea that group acceptance of agency would lead to common cause, tribes that are united in standpoint and goals, which can produce ‘group selection’ benefits. Group selection refers to traits that may not be particularly beneficial to an individual, but if applied throughout a group, will average out to a benefit; honeybees tearing off their stinger is one example, since it kills the individual but the retention of the stinger and venom sac will often kill or drive away the invader of the hive, providing an overall benefit. The same can be said for human tendencies towards warfare, which has obvious detriments for numerous individuals but can benefit the tribe overall. Here, however, there seems to be some confusion over the difference between agency and ideology. It doesn’t take a belief in supernatural causes to stir altruistic activities, just a belief in greater benefit – these might be related in some cases, but do not have to be. Agency, in fact, could just as easily be a detriment to altruism, in contributing to the idea that any particular outcome is controlled by outside forces rather than by individual actions. Agency is, in fact, insufficient; it must be sympathetic agency, something that acts in our benefit, for it to be considered useful in any way.

It gets interesting here, so permit me some sidetracking to deal with it. Agency, even when it exists, isn’t often too sympathetic, and the evolved aspects of seeking it are usually for exactly the opposite purpose: to determine if the rustle in the undergrowth is a threat. Many of the stunning natural displays that we once credited to agency – floods, lightning, volcanoes, earthquakes, pestilence, plague, etc. – don’t fit the bill either. In order for us to cope with what appears to be antagonistic agency, we had to apply the idea that some purpose is greater than the detriments, or that we deserved our fates. To produce altruism, first we had to believe in benefit. To some extent, the concept of justice contributes – we get what we deserve, and if ill fortune befalls us, we did something to generate it. But this is most likely a corruption of a social drive within our species simply to foster cooperation, keeping the tribe strong by dealing with beneficial and detrimental members, and is visible in countless species. If we start to consider the agency to be very similar in thought processes to our own species (rather than, for instance, like a wolf or alligator) – “made in his image” is a phrase that comes immediately to mind – then we can believe that such agency plays by the same social rules, and even becomes a father figure.

We constantly make the mistake that human social interactive structures are present in other species, such as when we believe that we can ‘communicate’ with the dolphins or that a squirrel rescued by us feels gratitude – it’s hard for us to get rid of it, actually. But we also have no problem with not applying this to the wolves and alligators, seeing them right off the bat as hostile (which is, again, a social structure of humans – what we mistake for aggression is just hunger and/or defensiveness.) Much of this has to do with appearances – baby animals have traits that we recognize within the newborns of our own species, for which we have instincts to provide care because without those we never would have survived as a species. Those species with less human faces, or with apparent expressions that communicate hostility (compare the ‘glaring’ eyes of the wolf with the ‘smiling’ face of the porpoise) fail to gain the perceived traits of social similarity to us. It seems very unlikely that any perceived agency without a face would commonly be seen as sympathetic, especially in cases where the effect on us was detrimental (floods etc.)

Now, consider something else for a moment. If, as Buonomano suggests, other species like wolves also believed in agency, what form would it take for them? Since the communication of any particular concept isn’t going to take place, the agency in each individual’s mind is likely to be formed only by their own experiences. One might see snakes as representing antagonistic agency, another bears, and sympathetic agency might be represented by whatever they experienced in avoiding such dangers. So for agency to be considered altruistic within our ancestral tribes, it would have to be a cohesive concept of such, and likely could only arise after we had a decently developed language.

From my perspective, this was one of the key factors in the establishment of religion. As nomadic hunter-gatherers, the detrimental aspect of antisocial behavior would contribute to it being easily weeded out, and goads towards any particular moral code (typical of religions) would have been as unnecessary then as it is now for any other species. Given any concept whatsoever of justice or fairness, freeloaders would easily be shunned or punished by other tribal members and any genetic influence towards such behavior would be selected out fairly quickly. But once the establishment of fixed farming communities arose, the tribes could grow in size, and the immediate repercussions of laziness or selfishness would start to falter, especially in the face of the curious mental recordkeeping of how hard someone worked that past summer in order to deserve their share of stored food come winter. Villages could become big enough to make personal knowledge of everyone within difficult. The pattern-seeking aspects of our ancestors could also have easily demonstrated that greater benefit might come at the expense of others, and tribes could have started losing cohesiveness in favor of selfishness, much like our corporate profit structures today; this does presume that the drive towards survival is stronger than the drive for justice, but that’s not particularly hard to believe is the case. This is where the threat of ultimate consequences, a consistent concept of agency, begins to have the greatest benefit within any society – even if it seems pretty slick now, you’ll earn your punishment in the end! It also exploits any belief in life after death. But this can only be of use if the concept is both widely accepted and communicable, and seems unlikely to have arisen at any point in time before the establishment of villages. In evolutionary terms, however, this is far too recent to have had much if any influence on naturally selected traits; we can find evidence for villages only back about 10,000 years, while the history of Homo sapiens as a distinct species goes back somewhere between 100,000 and 200,000 years. Villages are far too recent to have influenced natural selection significantly.

So, I find myself in agreement with point 3 of Buonomano’s, but not in how we might’ve gotten there. And I think, as outlined in the same post I linked to previously, there were lots of other factors at work. We’re still left with how we made the jump from agency (often antagonistic) to sympathetic agency – until we go one step further in this process of cohesive concepts of agency (a god with specific traits,) and realize that any other tribe is unlikely to have the same concept of agency. In the circumstances where any tribe has conflicts with another, agency – especially that derived from pattern-seeking behavior – gets reinforced by anything that brings about a benefit to one’s own tribe. It’s not necessarily the tribes competing at this point, but the favor of the gods bestowed upon the tribes, indicating that those animal sacrifices or devotional chants weren’t in vain (getting an additional boost from mere ego, as well – ours likes us better, and/or my daddy can beat up your daddy!) This is where religious-linked altruism can be fostered, but only after a cohesive concept of agency has been established, and only in cases where benefit can in some way be derived from such agency.

What we’re intruding into here, however, is cultural influence, not evolutionary – nurtured religion, not natural instincts towards such. There is a chance that tendencies towards belief in supernatural (sympathetic) agency might have influenced our ancestors in conflict, in believing that they had more power on their side, but this would only affect selected traits of a species in interspecies conflicts – human genetic variation would be overcome by intertribal mixing, and a psychological ‘edge’ is a weak trait in comparison to honest aggression and body size. In other words, such a trait may have separated us in a distinctive way from Neanderthals (and any other concurrent hominids,) but there seems little avenue to develop it otherwise and other traits are more likely to be selected for naturally.

To be forthright in all of this, Buonomano has a hell of a lot more education than I, and is exposed to a lot more studies as well – he may know of supportive factors for his standpoint that he didn’t enumerate within the chapter. Not to mention whatever I might have missed in my own suppositions. Yet, the point I’m making is that I think there are aspects that he didn’t account for in his speculations, and that religious tendencies may well be explained by other factors of our development. It is unlikely that we could ever prove any of it, since evolutionary psychology is all ‘after the fact’ and open speculation about traits we developed millions of years ago – the best we can do is build a case that sounds plausible, since there’s very little to test empirically. That’s philosophy, which is likely of limited actual benefit – what sounds right is only slightly more useful than what feels right. What this can demonstrate, however, is that there are ways of explaining religious tendencies in a species as a quirk of evolutionary development, trashing the hackneyed idea that it is either beneficial, or actual evidence of supernatural influence. Which beats hell out of the typical “Well, you can’t prove that god doesn’t exist” arguments in favor of actual supernatural agency.

Okay, maybe I don’t do “cute”



I’ll let you in on a little secret. No, it’s not that I can’t photograph cute animals – that’s pretty damn obvious. This has to do with book reviews. You see, I spend more time on the illustrating image of the book cover than I do on the review itself, largely because I get a concept in my head and try to produce that image, which may or may not work.

In the case of my most recent review (which is the previous post,) naturally the image had to involve bugs. My first attempts showed that a scale problem was evident, but I also missed a rare opportunity. While I was unprepared with the camera, an unidentified pollinator hovered over the book for a moment while it sat on the lawn, attracted by the bright yellow color. This would have been a fantastic convergence not just of an insect for the cover, but a demonstration of the simple instructions for finding food within a bug’s brain, based on certain colors – what a great illustration for the book! But it was gone before I could bring the camera to bear, and I waited (twice!) out in the yard for a long time to catch a repeat performance, in vain.

So I needed a more cooperative insect. But getting anything that would show up against the size of a hardcover book and still be recognizable, especially in the size constraints of the post formatting, required a big bug. I had in mind an Eyed Click Beetle, but they’re usually not found until much later in the season; nevertheless, I took a short excursion to the local riverside forest to see what I could find under bark and rotten logs. Pretty quickly, I found a collection of Patent-leather Beetles (Odontotaenius disjunctus,) which are typically 35mm long or so, probably the best I was going to do. Aside from their size, the most distinctive thing about them is the noise that they make when disturbed, by rubbing their wings against their abdomen. I managed to record this and amplify it a bit, so you get to listen to the sound while looking at this breathtaking portrait below of one of my photo subjects.


While on this quest, I also found the salamander at top, which I believe is in the appealingly-named Slimy Salamander complex (Plethodon glutinosus.) This would have to count as the cutest thing I found this trip, and believe me, I’m sparing you the photos of the Patent-leather grubs I found along with the adult beetles. My salamander model up there is about 25mm long, and much more cooperative than the beetles were, willing to hold reasonably still for a few shots with the softbox for lighting.

And I found a larger specimen of a local land snail, though determining the species has proven quite difficult – the best I can say is it appears to be from the family Polgyridae, though this is little more than a guess. In my efforts to capture my large friend here, I had to nudge the body near the foot to get it to relinquish its grip on the branch; immediately afterward, my finger started burning slightly but distinctly, as if I’d had contact with weak battery acid. It took two tries wiping it off before this ceased, and I’m quite sure this was not my imagination. So far, I have not determined that any species nearby is capable of exuding a strong irritant (some aquatic species actually use sulfuric acid as a defense, but they’re definitely a distant relation to my capture, being sea slugs and nudibranchs,) but I’m still looking. Naturally, this made my handling for this photo session a little more circumspect. I mean, when someone is asked, “How’d you get those scars?” who wants to confess that they got on the wrong side of a snail?



But we’re not out of the woods yet – in fact, my next subject was found very soon after arrival, just off of the path that a trio of fisherfolk had only moments before traipsed down without noticing. Northern Watersnakes (Nerodia sipedon sipedon) are curiously massive reptiles, typically about a meter long but very thick-bodied, with larger heads than most species found in the area. My friend here was remarkably docile, holding the exact same pose while I not only moved to several vantage points, but switched to the strobe for lighting as well.



They’re fairly common around streams and ponds in the area, usually seen basking to raise their body temperature since most rivers are fairly brisk this time of year. They’re nonvenomous and can’t hurt anyone, though they’re distinctly defensive for snakes, very quick to bite – this is in contrast to at least half the species in the area, including the Black Rat Snakes that can get over two meters in length, which usually just struggle and poop. Northern Watersnake’s teeth are quite small and the worst anyone will get is a series of blood spots.

Yet, people are notoriously bad about knowing or remembering anything about their local snakes, so most water snake species get killed in the belief that they are either Cottonmouth Water Moccasins (which are not found in central North Carolina) or Copperheads (which are, but are much rarer than water snakes and significantly different in appearance.) I have some basic advice: if you can’t tell the difference and can’t leave them the fuck alone, stop going into areas where wild animals live. Stay indoors, watch TV, whatever. The only situations where anyone is bitten by a venomous snake is where the snake was provoked – snakes can’t eat people and don’t know what hate is; they simply want to be left in peace. This takes far less effort and risk than trying to kill them.

My subject here finally reached the limit of its patience when I tried placing my sandaled foot alongside for a scale photo – it took a quick shot at my foot, pretty half-heartedly I must admit, then simply slid off purposefully but still not quickly and ducked into the water. Yes, this means the encounter with the snail provided more actual harm to me. Despite appearances in this image, I’ve looked closely at the originals and those reddish marks along the jaw are almost certainly natural coloring, and not blood from a recent meal (it’s rare that snakes even draw blood from their prey, since they swallow their meals whole.) Also, quite some time back I featured an image ostensibly of an Eastern Cottonmouth Water Moccasin, but that I’m now fairly certain was simply another example of my friend here. I’ve never seen a Cottonmouth in the wild, and in my defense that was the identification that the zoo provided on the enclosure, but the markings on the face are not consistent – I think they simply had both species in the enclosure and one not marked. Yeah, two and a half years for a correction – that’s still better than the catholic church…

Finally, Sunday morning The Girlfriend and I sat out on the porch and watched our resident Five-lined skink (genus Plestiodon) venturing out on the steps. That afternoon, The Girlfriend came in and remarked about how bold the skink was getting – she had perched on the brick edge at shelf height right alongside the door, and hadn’t budged when TG had passed. I fetched the camera and, sure enough, the skink stayed in place for several frames at a very close range, even allowing me to remove the thermometer transmitter that serves as the backdrop in this image. I have never seen a skink this complacent about close approaches, and have no idea why it occurred. I also suspect it’s a different one than we’d been seeing, since that previous (linked) shot had to be obtained with a focal length of 320mm, and she disappeared every time I made any distinct movement. But hey, I’ll take the opportunity to get those nice detailed closeups any time I’m offered.

Book Review: Brain Bugs

A friend of mine (yes, I have some, hush) handed this book over to me, because we’d had numerous discussions related to the content while he was reading it – and I was the one who initiated them without even knowing about the book. Anyone familiar with the content of this blog may be forgiven if they suspect it’s about insectivora, but that’s not the kind of bugs we’re talking about.

Brain Bugs: How The Brain’s Flaws Shape Our Lives, by Dean Buonomano, tackles a subject that we really need to be more aware of. The overall message is, humans possess brains that adapted to the demands of our development as a species over millions of years, and like nearly all other species on the planet, there are mechanisms that help us to survive. Problems arise, however, because these mechanisms are not precise, and most especially cannot differentiate between appropriate and inappropriate times to take effect. There are also basic brain functions that have strengths and weaknesses, depending on what we’re asking them to do.

For instance, Buonomano points out that humans overall, when introduced to someone by name and vocation, will usually remember ‘baker’ as a vocation more accurately than ‘Baker’ as a name, simply because the vocation of baker has more connections to other things in our minds, such as fresh bread, flour, cookies, and so on – many of which may generate a positive response to us:Mmmm, fresh bread!” While the name Baker is in a different class within our minds, even when being exactly the same word. That’s just the point – it’s not exactly the same word. Our brains are not a collection of discrete neurons, each representing a particular memory, but a network of connections among these neurons with varying strengths, which denotes their importance to us (and now I don’t feel quite as bad about being pathetic at remembering names.) The author touches on the chemical functions that make this work, and the structures that make up the brain itself, but only enough to explain how memory and thought processes take place, spending more time with what results these produce, and how this can affect our decisions.

Notable within is the large number of studies that Buonomano references, especially since this is a recently-published book and many of the works he cites are contemporary – if you have any interest in current science, you will almost certainly recognize at least some of the names or studies. As an amusing side note, I had read about the reactions to a priming study only a couple of days before reading about the same study in Buonomano’s book. The interesting aspect of all of this is that, regardless of the controls used in research, we’re still human after all, and not only might make mistakes during experiments (that still hasn’t been firmly established, lest I give anyone the wrong impression,) we can also respond to even the implication of such with something less than detached interest. It underscores one of the points made within the book: we aren’t terribly objective, but filter everything through our own personal outlook.

And, in too many cases, with some help from others. Since we’re a socially aware species, we take our cues from others very frequently, usually without realizing that it’s happening, and this can even lead to false convictions for felonies. While we like to believe that the ‘rational’ portions of our brains are in control, and our decisions are all considered and objective, in reality these functions are inextricably linked to the automatic responses we developed over thousands of generations. Studies have shown that patients respond more positively to being told that a procedure has a 95% survival rate, as opposed to being told it has a 5% mortality rate, even though these are technically the same exact thing. What we respond to are the words themselves to a large degree, coloring our impression of which is worse. Marketers and politicians, among others, are well aware of this, and exploit it to influence buyers/voters in a preferred direction; if nothing else, the cost of the book is repaid numerous times over by making the reader more aware of things like this.

Moreover, while finding out about brain functions that are less than optimal, the context of these within the evolutionary processes that spawned them makes marvelous sense, and Buonomano supports this with several cases of similar functions in other species. The ‘bugs’ aren’t necessarily flaws, but purposed towards other applications, and our egocentric perspective as higher beings has caused us to believe that we’re free from such effects. It’s a necessary shot of humility, in a way, while also being fascinating, and explaining a hell of a lot. As he points out, our development as a species took place over millions of years in largely the same type of environment, and only recently did we suddenly find ourselves in cities with abundant food and wide-scale communication; our brains are suffering from a degree of culture shock, and still trying to build campfires within our hotel rooms.

As an overview of cognitive function and how open to influence it is, this books does a great job, touching on numerous topics without getting too bogged down in details, yet Buonomano has delivered the essence while providing the sources of the details in an extensive appendix and bibliography. Since he covers a lot of territory, at times some of the points are presented quickly before moving on, and if you’re used to a single point per paragraph, you’ll need to pay closer attention. I also don’t want to give the impression that the book instills in the reader some kind of despair over trusting our thoughts; what it does is make the reader more aware of how we can be fooled, which can be sufficient to prevent it from happening – it’s at least a good start. While anyone already interested in critical thought would benefit from this book, it’s also a great way to begin the process itself. Though I admit that much of the material was not new to me, he still produces a lot of perspectives that are both insightful and useful tools in debate. On choosing political candidates:

What if upon voting for the president people were reminded of what is potentially at stake? A voter might be asked to consider which candidate they would rather have decide whether their eighteen-year-old child will be sent off to war, or who they would rather entrust to ensure the nation’s economy will be robust and solvent when they are living off Social Security. When the power of our elected officials is spelled out in personal terms presumably at least some voters would reconsider their allegiance to candidates who clearly lack the experience, skill, and intellect proportional to the task at hand.

I especially like the inclusion of the term “allegiance,” which implies (correctly, all too often) that voting is a function of loyalty rather than decision-making. It is in exactly this way that we can be influenced by how something is presented to us, and like Richard Wiseman, Buonomano slips in his own direct demonstrations, though not quite as many. While I wouldn’t recommend the book for readers below high-school level, it would serve as a great guideline for classroom activities for any age, and I can only encourage the inclusion of the overall premise in schools as a key part of the curriculum (admittedly, I say the same for critical thinking.)

Something that wasn’t very evident, that would have fit right in with the topic of the book, was how studies are usually structured to eliminate false positives and incorrect conclusions – basically, a rundown of how science is predicated around the idea that humans performing it are still fallible. Certain studies cited by Buonomano sounded far too imprecise to feel confident in the conclusions reached – see that link in the fourth paragraph – and while most were probably quite rigorous and structured, it was still an opportunity to examine how we try to correct for our cognitive foibles. That’s a minor (and personal) quibble in what is otherwise a surprisingly well-rounded tome, which fits nicely between the typical sound-bite ‘journalism’ and ponderous academic treatises. The style is not quite as casual as Big Bang, but neither is it hard to read. Definitely worth the time.

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In chapter 8, Buonomano departs from relating neurological functions that we’re confident in our understanding of, and (admittedly) speculates on the concept of religion throughout our species – I’m saving this topic for a later post, because it brings up countless facets all its own.

You keep using that word (part two)

I never intended for this to be a series, but maybe it would be useful after all.

Recently, there was/is a bit of back-and-forth both online and in certain literary and academic communities over Bart Ehrman’s latest book, ‘Did Jesus Exist?‘ Most of that had to do with his rather dismissive and arrogant demeanor towards other scholars and researchers who came to different conclusions than he did, but the underlying point of the book is that jesus of Nazareth was an actual historical figure, rather than (as some say) a myth built around old testament predictions and various local legends.

Now, there are some important distinctions to be made here, and three main bodies of thought (with an untold number of splinters within):

1. The figure of jesus in the christian bible was actually the son of god, performed miracles, and fulfilled prophecies;
2. The stories of jesus were built around a real person by that name, but likely myths in themselves;
3. The stories of jesus are entirely mythological and no such person existed.

Most scholars settle on either points 2 or 3 – only christian apologists attempt to maintain that point 1 is accurate, but they have no evidence whatsoever to back this up, relying solely on conjecture and, to be blunt, word games. Ehrman himself maintains that there is a strong case for point 2, and says that those who follow point 3 are missing the boat.

I’m not going to bother getting into the various arguments, since they’re all red herrings (multiplying magically, donchaknow) which miss one very important detail: that point 1 is the only one that has any bearing on anything at all.

Look, it’s simple. If several hundred years from now, someone begins spreading stories of the miracles that George Porqphat performed in 2010, plugging up a volcano in Chilé and turning Flavor Aid into beer, it really doesn’t matter if there is anyone in the 2010 census named “George Porqphat” or not – that doesn’t prove or disprove any miracles. No matter what the subject, if anyone wants to create stories to be taken seriously, they have to ground them in fact somewhere. Think of Hans Gruber in Die Hard, using the name of an actual executive in the Nakatomi Tower to throw John McClane off. It didn’t become less of a lie, it simply became a more believable lie. That is, if your standards of critical thought are near rock bottom.

The only importance of jesus’ existence is that he was really who the gospels claimed, and the only way to establish that is to find support for the miracles – and let’s be fair: there’s no way you’re going to find that. Even a pile of fish bones and bread crusts dating to 2000 years ago isn’t going to mean anything. Local parlor tricks witnessed by a handful of people are never going to get any higher in status.

So the debate over a historical jesus is, really, a bunch of short-sighted pedants with too much time on their hands, but if that’s the way the game is played, let’s take it a step further. The only way any figure named jesus could be considered historical is by establishing that those miracles actually occurred; anything else is not historical. George Porqphat being alive today has nothing to do with history, unless he actually gets involved in some event other than collating the minutes of meetings. Finding a rock inscribed with “Jesus [heart] Mary” doesn’t support rising from the dead unless you’re a child, and our standards should be a little better than that. Historical events are those that had some lasting impact, such as Constantine I’s promotion of the stories later to be considered scripture (and even that presents countless questions about the bias of the chroniclers.) People believing that Paul McCartney died in 1966 is history, but that doesn’t make his death at that time historical. [He actually shot John Lennon in 1980 and set up Mark Chapman to take the blame. Mark Chapman, McCartney; Mark, John, and Paul; think about it!]

So let’s play adult games now. All that matters is whether jesus was magic, and there’s no way of ever finding this out. In fact, his ability to perform any miracles doesn’t mean anything either, but serves only as incidental support for the idea that he was a special being whose death obligated all mankind to fealty – even when his death was to atone for the lack of fealty. None of which makes any sense alongside the concepts of judgment, which already addresses fealty anyway; or omniscience, which implies that any supreme force is simply being emotionally manipulative since it would have to know what everyone is going to do; or even creation itself, which implies that mankind was made to behave exactly this way.

Biblical scholarship, while an interesting pastime, will never provide any pertinent information – not when the concepts outlined within scripture are such a clusterfuck of pointlessness. Whether some guy named Yeshua existed at any time is irrelevant and not worth even 1% of the effort expended thus far. If someone has an interest in it, fine, go nuts, have fun. If they think they’re providing something useful to science or knowledge, however, they’ve lost all sight of the vacuity within the original premise.

And another thing…

First off, even if you don’t like spiders, you really need to check out this video, an extremely well done collection of jumping spider behaviors. This comes courtesy of The Dragonfly Woman. Even though I’m embedding it here, I encourage you to go to the source for all of the details about it. While watching the clips of male-male interaction, I was reminded irresistibly of elementary school fights – they had much the same ratio of posturing to action…

I reached that website through another, Arizona Writer, who also provided another link. When I did the Amateur Naturalist series, I pointed out that, with insects (that’s part one, and to be more accurate/pedantic/anal, it should have been arthropoda,) it was actually possible to discover either a new species or a new behavior. The details in the above video tell that some of the behavior seen within had not before been seen; this post tells how an amateur naturalist discovered a previously unknown species of jumping spider. The phylum of arthropods is huge, hundreds of thousands of different species, and their habitats are sometimes very limited, so yes, keep your eyes open. Bugguide.net can help a lot to identify what you have found, but some of the participants have been far snottier than necessary, so be warned.

Meanwhile, I’ve been keeping an eye on the local Red-shouldered Hawks, but it’s gotten more difficult. The female has built the nest up a little more so she’s often obscured by twigs around the edge, and a few tiny branches right near the nest produced far too much foliage – most of my lines of sight are blocked, and the nest remains almost perpetually in shade. Yesterday evening, as the sun was low and the wind was blowing fiercely, I fired off a few dozen frames attempting to catch her when the leaves moved aside and the light broke through, but the light never reached her position – they knew what they were doing in choosing that location. The photo at left, while still a crop from a larger frame (the best I can achieve right now with the 170-500mm lens,) shows the conditions I’m attempting to thwart, while the image below is a full-resolution portion of the same frame; you can see the female’s head turned to the right, beak slightly open. It’s obvious I won’t see any nice views of her feeding the young when they’ve hatched unless I manage to get up a nearby tree, but if I have my timing right I might catch the early fledging behavior and first flights. I have no climbing gear (and not even a ladder right now) so the idea of just getting up a tree for a better vantage is easier said than done, and I might simply find that my views from there are no better than on the ground (having to deal with the foliage of the tree I’d be within, as well.) We’ll see what happens.

It’s a bargain!

Every once in a while this topic gets brought up again in my mind, and I just feel the need to put some of it down.

It is no surprise that, as a photographer, I notice the countless people who want to get some kind of reduced rate on photographic services – and because of this, I may be mistaken when I perceive it to be extremely common. It certainly doesn’t help that I peruse Craigslist fairly frequently. Most common are the pleas for a cheaper wedding photographer, someone to just “take a few pics and put them on a CD,” but also prevalent are the searches for a photography student to “build their portfolio” and provide services on a TFP deal – this means “Time For Prints,” or basically a trade, the model’s valuable time and experience can be compensated by the photographer providing free prints, or nowadays a CD of images. In exchange, the photographer can use those images as marketing or stock of their own.

For some reason, I never see anyone seeking out a medical student to diagnose their illness, or an auto mechanic to trade repair services for the opportunity to have worked on some classic car. Yet it seems very common for people seeking photographers. I have been approached myself on a couple of occasions, but have only fallen once for this little tactic. It occurs to me that perhaps someone may benefit from hearing the various reasons why such appeals aren’t all that appealing.

Let’s assume that I’m a professional wedding photographer. This means that I not only have a decent camera and lenses, but several of each, because equipment can fail at the worst times. And the lenses aren’t those cute little things that come with the average camera kit, because the quality and properties of those aren’t going to produce competitive results – and yes, since I’m in business for myself, I’m going to keep ‘competition’ very firmly in mind. But, if I’m smart, I’m also going to keep a couple of other things in mind, like the overhead of the business itself, which includes not just the equipment, but the support network of wedding expectations, which means editing suite, computer storage space, the services of a decent photo printer (no, not some consumer inkjet piece of shit, but a lab service,) an account with album wholesalers, a knowledgeable assistant, and let’s not forget the business insurance and advertising, neither of which is cheap. Unless I really love the demands of wedding photography, I’m also going to want to make a little scratch for myself while I’m at it – that I pay my own income taxes on as well. Health insurance package for the self-employed? Yeah, those are cheap, too…

I don’t work for just those three to six hours of the wedding and reception – I’m busy in advance, meeting with clients and hashing out what they want (often for several hours,) and perhaps either renting or cleaning the tux. I’m checking all of the equipment and backups, cleaning it, charging batteries, packing lights, and making sure everything is ready to go, plus using my own vehicle for all of this (gas and repairs and insurance.) Then following the event, I’m picking through hundreds of images and selecting the best, putting together proofs and albums, and maintaining all of the necessary records of a small business, plus making it all look snazzy for the customer. I might have several events on any given weekend in the high season, but not a hell of a lot during the week, and virtually nothing during the winter. Yet, I’d better be around to answer the phone and schedule meetings during that season, since that’s when people are planning.

My costs are all up front, from equipment to advertising to processing costs to travel, with the exception of a deposit. I’m not getting paid until after the honeymoon and the proofs have been reviewed and the subsequent prints are done – and then the happy couple finally schedule the last meeting (that means usually four trips just to see the clients, and perhaps four to the lab, depending on proofing methods.) This might mean settlement comes nine months after first contact, and if I’m doing any kind of decent business, this is what every client is doing, so I’m continually spending and waiting for the reimbursement.

And, I’d better have experience, because that’s what people want from a photographer – otherwise the guests could handle it, right? And that means lots of time learning the trade, from getting good results consistently (and being a bit creative) to knowing how weddings work and what shots everyone wants. And the part that no one ever thinks about, which is knowing how to handle people and work with them, producing nice poses and honest smiles so the shots don’t look like cardboard cutouts pasted in front of a church postcard. Not to mention that very few wedding clients are models, but I’d better make them look as much like one as possible. If you think this is a minor thing, try it sometime. How often have you shown off a great photo only to have the person in it disappointed over how they look (and they always looks like that!) Very few people want accuracy.

I also feel the need to point out that, while weddings are stressful for the happy couple (and often the parents,) it’s only a little less so for the photographer. People want this moment to be perfect, and very few wedding photographers that I’ve known have no stories of unhappy clients. I’ve only done such on the side, and vividly recall the couple who scheduled a last minute wedding in the week after christmas in a tiny cinder-block church, then didn’t like the color cast of the images. You may already be aware that fluorescent bulbs and camera flashes are two different colors, so when shooting in a church using fluorescent lights, the flash-lit portions won’t match those areas lit by ambient light (like the background.) I was smart enough to throw a color filter on the flash unit, since there was no way I could shoot with only the weak indoor light, and counted on the lab to tweak the color cast back to neutral. But the filter wasn’t a perfect match for the fluorescents, and the lab did a poor job on the proofs. Somehow, naturally, this was my fault for shooting with three days notice and a nice low price that did not include a rack of extra lights (and see the rest of the story at bottom.)

But hey, after setting my prices and worrying about whether I’ll have enough clients with every friend who’s ever produced a “good shot” getting into the game, now I’m supposed to drop my prices for the client for… what, exactly? Because they know lots of people getting married and will provide lots of referrals? Because all they want are “just a few” shots? (Wanna know what the difference is between “just a few” and a whole wedding? One, maybe two hour’s worth of time out of the whole affair. Seriously, is someone going to line up the key parts of the ceremony, first dance, bouquet toss, and cake cutting all at once so I can be out of there faster?) Because all I’m going to do is burn a CD? Because the client is going to pay promptly after the wedding, or even (a ha ha) up front?

Beach weddings with the lifeguard and power poles in the background also aren't going in my portfolio
Wedding photography runs on referrals, and on people being made to look special in their photos of the event. It doesn’t matter how many people anyone shows their discount pics to, if those images don’t look impressive, I’m not getting the referral, so even if relaxing my standards made much difference in the time and effort spent, I’d be taking a bigger hit than just the discount. Most likely, the only business I would get from discount packages is even more discount packages. I don’t even put the home or basic weddings in my portfolio – I put the big, elaborate and decorated shots in there, because that’s what every bride imagines, even if she knows she’s not going to have it. And if I book a wedding, I’m committed, even when a much better offer comes along. Sign a contract for the new home portrait sitting, next wedding, and children’s photos, and we’ll talk.

There’s also the common idea that “all I want is a CD,” which is somehow supposed to be easier. Yes indeed, some of the money wedding photographers make is off of the subsequent prints, so dumping this aspect means simply reducing profit even more – yet, nobody is going to want to see the unedited RAW files on that CD, are they? How many know the framing differences between 5×7, 8×10, and 11×14 prints, and how they should be subsequently cropped? Oh, I need to provide all of these on that CD too? That’s even more work than a print order, save the trips to the lab (which is often consolidated with other orders anyway.) A CD is a onetime sale – nothing further comes from it – and in contract terms this is called, “All rights;” it carries a hefty additional fee.

The digital revolution dropped the costs, because “you don’t have to pay for film anymore”? Don’t make me laugh. Digital cameras are a lot more expensive than their film counterparts, and require more support in the form of computing power, digital editing suite, and storage – yes, I’m a businessman, so I’m running multiple backups externally. Because of the different size of digital sensors, that means a whole new lineup of lenses – or I can spring for a full-frame digital body for a few grand, to keep the same viewing angles in my existing lenses, an important aspect of the equipment kit (ever tried to find a distortion-free wide angle that was both fast and sharp?) That all translates to a few years worth of film costs, so I can break even if none of that needs replacing or upgrading within that time, maybe even bring out a little extra profit margin. That I’m supposed to give up for the client, just to be nice I suppose?

Or, there’s the aspiring model wanting to start their portfolio. Until someone has seen just how lackluster, if not outright bad, photos from an inexperienced portrait photographer are, they have no idea how much is involved in making someone look good. Lighting is a whole facet of knowledge in itself, and not cheap, either. Does anyone think reading light levels with a handheld meter and knowing which units to add softbox or barn doors to is a basic skill? Or that some student is going to have radio triggers and variable power sources? Not to mention the cost of maintaining, or simply renting, a studio, especially one with a variety of settings. Sure, you can do a few shots outdoors for the “natural” look, but even that is involved, and good settings and good light don’t just pop out of nowhere. And I’ll be blunt with you: as a model, you won’t pull down any decent clients if your comp looks like it was shot by a student.

Then there’s the photographer’s end. Whatever ego causes the aspiring model to believe that their mug is portfolio gold to the photographer, it doesn’t take the place of actually knowing what the hell the model is supposed to be doing. Numerous professional photographers that I’ve known and heard from would rather burn their fingernails off with a soldering iron than work with an amateur model, because poses and expressions are not a casual thing, and hard as hell to try and communicate. Do you know the difference between “look to your left” and “turn your head to the left”? How about hearing, “now look a little bit impish,” and knowing how to pull this off? That’s just two of the basics I’ve struggled with myself, and I’ve done this only casually. Not looking contrived is perhaps the biggest hurdle for models to overcome, and an inexperienced photographer isn’t going to teach it better, either.

And finally, my portfolio gains nothing by having a full shoot of only one person. What I want is a variety, and only a handful of images from any one model at best. Imagine the model that sets their hair, does full makeup, picks the best of their wardrobe, waits patiently for the lighting and set to be arranged, and then has two frames taken? Seems like a waste, doesn’t it? Yeah, that’s how most photographers feel about TFP shoots. How about this deal: You pay the full fees for a photo shoot up front, and every time I land a client based solely on your image, I’ll kick back a small percentage of the money I receive from that client.

Most photographers, by the way, don’t market model images on their own, because there isn’t much market for stock model images, certainly not the kind that aspiring models want taken. Stock photos are “Hispanic person using computer” and “domestic woman looking inspired” – there is practically no use for random models looking intense or joyful, because such things don’t market a product very well unless they’re specific. Images to advertise a model are not images that anyone buys – they’re just advertising for the model. Nor does anybody come to the photographer for model photos to use anyway – they go to stock agencies. So “free use” of whatever images the photographer takes is virtually meaningless. You might be interested to know that such a clause is included in almost every wedding and modeling contract in the first place, which hasn’t dropped the cost of the package down a lot, has it?

Worth even less is the “photo credit” that seems to get offered so often. Wow, my name appears on the edge of an image in a major magazine! That’s free advertising! Yeah, right. Quick now, name the photographer listed on the last three images you’ve seen in a magazine. What do you mean, you never look at that? Okay, but you know the names of everyone who shot the images on the calendar on your wall right now, that you’ve been looking at all year, right? No? Okay, that’s the value of “photo credit.” It should be received automatically on top of the fee that is paid for usage.

Sure, there are circumstances where deals may work out for everyone involved. A student photographer and aspiring model coincide and are willing to work with one another’s inexperience. An established wedding photographer has an apprentice or assistant available that wants to build their own portfolio. In such cases, you get what you pay for, and it’s a crapshoot – go in with low expectations and you might be pleasantly surprised. Or you might simply be a valuable lesson to the photographer about why high-end lenses are usually necessary or light augmentation is a useful expense, and you end up with an album with dark backgrounds, missing the bouquet toss, and the first dance with the awkward position of some guest yawning in the background, one that you really didn’t want to be present anyway. Oh, yeah, part of the skills of decent photographers isn’t what they get in the pic, it’s what they leave out.

And believe me, none of this is accomplished with a “really good camera,” any more than someone can drive better with a “really good car.” What the photographers are paid for are their skills, the knowledge to get great results from the situations, as well as being able to handle whatever comes up. The end result is not a piece of photo paper or a CD, it’s a collection of images that don’t make you wince or frown, that represent your event and spark the pleasant recollections, that make others wish that they’d been there. The cake is long gone, the flowers in the landfill, and the decorations taken down and stored or returned. There was one moment in time when it all came together, and the photos are what remains to serve as reminders or illustrations. Just bear this in mind as you’re working that budget.

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I mentioned the rest of the story, referring to my experience with a “cheap package.” The happy couple also hadn’t gone for a reception hall, being super-casual about the whole process, which is fine by me, really – I personally think the ceremonies are often overblown and pointless. But this meant that the reception was in a steakhouse, with a cake bought at a bakery on the trip from the church. Everyone at one long table under low, dark-beamed ceilings. Picture this if you will. There was no position where I could see more faces than backs when shooting the guests, and half of them would be beyond the reach of my camera’s strobe unit (remember, I wasn’t working with extra lights for this deal.) Light levels for a row of people running straight back from you, as in, shooting from the head of the table (the only place where I wasn’t seeing the backs of heads,) are impossible to balance, especially without being able to bounce the flash from the ceiling. Bordering tables cut down the room to move, and of course, nothing in the background was anything that should be included in reception photos.

Naturally, the cake was cut right there on the table, not at its own setting as is customary – and every guest with their own camera was leaning in to get that shot too. The restaurant provided the knife, which was this half-meter long macheté used to debone rhinos, I suspect. You know the classic cake cutting pose, with the bride and groom both holding the knife in their clasped hands? Yeah, well, I positioned them to try and disguise the sword they were wielding, with the bride’s hand halfway down the freaking blade and the handle practically going up the groom’s sleeve.

We did some outdoor shots too, in bright midday Florida sunlight (yes, Florida is often warm enough to do outdoor shoots the week after christmas.) Super high contrast, harsh shadows, people squinting, and no balancing reflectors or screening to be found – not to mention a pretty stiff wind. You are remembering wedding dresses and hairstyles, right? Yeah. Take a wild guess how many images from that event made my portfolio…

Don’t let me misconstrue it; they were a nice couple and understood the last-minute deal (they’d been planning to elope until the family got wind of this,) even though they’d hoped for better from the church images. I had to explain why the colors were off, but that doesn’t fix them, and I still felt like I’d failed them. Yeah, I made a little money in a slow period. But the only reason any photographer would subject themselves to such things is through their good nature, and they’ll have nothing to take from it. If anyone seriously has a budget issue (and are not simply trying to save money on the photographer while spending typical amounts on the dress, cake, flowers, and so on,) then they need to understand what they’re asking, and throw the photographer a bone of some kind for their consideration.

I’m late! I’m late!

Damn, meant to post this to go up today, and forgot all about it. No, I’m not going to obsess over this blog to the point where I’m putting reminders on personal calendars, and my little “one year ago” plugin on the side failed to work since Easter falls on different days each year. Anyway, a repost from last year:

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Easter quiz!

It’s okay, you’re not being graded on how well you’ve been paying attention. Just give this a shot, then pass it along to your christian friends who spent this morning in church.

8. When/Where did Jesus ascend back to heaven?

a. Jesus returns to heaven on the same day he arose, right after dinner, from a room in Jerusalem.
b. We don’t know exactly, but it’s at least 8 days after the resurrection, when the despondent apostles have gone back to being fishermen on the sea of Tiberias.
c. After his resurrection, Jesus spends at least 40 days of teaching his disciples in Jerusalem before ascending to heaven from the Mt. of Olives.
d. Jesus didn’t ascend into heaven; he met his disciples in the mountains of Galilee and told them he would be with them always.
e. We don’t really know; Luke is the only gospel writer who actually mentions the ascension.

Thanks to David Fitzgerald for the quiz, Phil Ferguson at SkepticMoney for hosting it, and Hemant Mehta at Friendly Atheist for the linkage.

Attorney for god

Over at Why Evolution Is True, Jerry Coyne featured a comment from a reader giving very precise criteria for his/her own conversion to believing evolution. Provided with several examples, however, said reader suddenly became intently interested in the fine print and actual wording of both their own statement and those of the responses. Why am I not surprised?

I guess it’s because I’ve seen this more times than I can count, enough that I’m coining a phrase, if only for my own use: “Attorney for god.” What I mean by this is the supremely selective application of interpretation, attention to small details, and meticulous definitions of terms in order to produce loopholes and caveats in support of their standpoint – actions that are never applied in the least against their beliefs. When it comes to such things as relying on what science has determined over the past several hundred years, these ersatz attorneys are quick to point out how we haven’t seen any species evolve into another (which is incorrect info anyway,) or that geological and radiometric dating haven’t taken into account the possibility that atomic processes just might have occurred with different speeds in the past. Yet if we consider talking snakes and a worldwide flood, somehow their intellectual rigor evaporates, and of course is deemed unnecessary.

It certainly provides no small amount of amusement. I suspect they believe they’re promoting an air of philosophical and epistemological sophistication (and in no small part trying to stump those evilutionists,) while only betraying their complete lack thereof. I’ve written before about double-standards, but this is even worse, and more juvenile: this is elaborate effort to deny – perhaps only to themselves – that their beliefs lack even the slightest connection to rational thought, and are emotionally driven instead. “I don’t believe in a 4.5 billion-year-old earth because it doesn’t make sense!” – yet the alternatives require countless properties never demonstrated and remarkably mythical.

In many cases, no doubt, it’s not even a matter of applying intellect in any way. Efforts such as Blas’ in the linked post are often intended only to score points for themselves, as if reality is determined by who wins a debate. There really are people who assume that the strength of their position lies in finding any weakness whatsoever in any opposing position – not by actually having a strong position of their own. If applying rules selectively leads to their emotional supplication, then it’s perfectly legitimate, right?

Unfortunately, those who endorse critical-thinking and even just the scientific methods can be exploited by such tactics. Such pursuits require a certain level of rigor, and especially the consideration that any standpoint or conclusion may be wrong; in most of the professional sciences, putting one’s work up for dissection is standard practice. So we respond honestly, even when suspecting that in most cases such challenges have no honesty behind them. When considered from the standpoint of having any effect whatsoever on the originator of the questions, it’s an abject waste of time.

Except when it takes place publicly, such as in a forum or open discussion. Then the dodges and the double-standards can become obvious, and show any ulterior motives (and emotional blindness) in sharp relief. There is often no feedback from any listeners, so it can seem like efforts to answer forthrightly fall on empty ears, but everyone has their own experiences where they realized one person in a conversation wasn’t being honest, and these discoveries can mean a lot more than repeated facts. Small battles also have impact.

Attorneys, by nature, aren’t trying to obtain ‘truth’ in any court case – they represent their client (and, too often, not even that, but only themselves.) They have one standpoint to consider, and put their efforts solely into that end of things. But reality is not a court case, nor a matter of public opinion; as humans, our efforts to fathom what is are only effective and worthwhile if we don’t advocate at all, but serve as the jury instead. A jury that only listens to one side isn’t a jury, and obviously, finding reality in such a case is highly unlikely. Being this one-sided is effective if you’re afraid of what reality may bring, but if anyone has stopped being scared of monsters under the bed, honest consideration of every argument is the only thing that leads to knowledge.

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