Shouldn’t be once a year at least

Today’s holiday should not only occur much more often, it would have helped tremendously if it had at least popped up a day earlier. Today is Never Assume That Someone Else Did It Correctly Day, the day when we carefully consider projects, repairs, upgrades, and the like from the standpoint that maybe the person before you was a nitwit. Since I’m in the middle of home projects right now (a small part of this balanced breakfast why I’m not posting much,) as I said, this would have come in handier yesterday while I was wiring up a new switch, and saved me a bit of headache checking connections when things didn’t work, but I suppose it’s my fault for starting such a thing before the actual holiday.

Of course, it’s probably better to assume every project day is this holiday – I know I’ve both been bitten (by failing to search for the spoor of the addlebrained handyman,) and saved a lot of trouble by double-checking the details first. I could have checked the polarity of the incoming wires with a multi-tester before replacing the switch, but I tend to kill the power before even opening a cover plate, to avoid accidents. This is largely due to, as an adolescent, being around my dad when he decided to wire a light switch without turning off the breaker; “It’s okay as long as you’re careful,” a phrase akin to, “Are you filming this?” right before an xtremekooldood stunt. A minute or so after uttering this dismissal, I heard a sharp crack! and something skittered across the floor past my feet. I jerked around to see my dad examining the tip of the screwdriver, which was considerably shorter and no longer able to drive screws; the thing that had danced past me was a portion of the tip, blown off by a 120v20a current when he inadvertently shorted the screwdriver across the terminals. I immediately went down and shut off the breaker.

Another little tip for the DIYer: If you’re tempted to change something from standard practices or rules, don’t. But if you have to, mark things clearly in the assumption that the next person working on this will not be you (or even, that you may have forgotten doing this by that time.)

The various projects taking up my time have been a broad spectrum of experiences, ranging from, “That was a lot easier than expected,” to, [Sigh] “Okay, I’m running down to the hardware store again, be back shortly.” I’m not going to mention injuries, because so far there have been nothing but trivial ones, and I don’t want to jinx things – yes, I’m into critical thinking, and yes, I still think posting any gloating is just asking for trouble. So I’m keeping mum. And photographically, not a damn thing has been happening – it’s been cold, and the autumn colors have largely gone away, so I’m not motivated to even try. Once past a couple of tasks here, I’ll dig up something of interest (to me at least – not necessarily to anyone else, if the visitation stats are the slightest indication.) So, if you’re actually here, I will have something new within a day or three. Meanwhile you can check the ‘Favorites‘ tab to see just how untrustworthy my personal judgment is.

Profiles of Nature 47

Yes, it’s another Profiles, perfectly timed to ruin your holiday! Why count on family to do that? Sometimes they disappoint us by failing to disappoint us. That’s why we’re here; like Andy Kaufman, we never fail to bring the pathetic and painful misunderstanding of what humor is!

chimpanzee Pan troglodyte Massimiliano critically examining photographic technique
This week we have Massimiliano (the one on the right,) who’s not a model per se, or per anybody, really, but instead a director of photography, here displaying his disdain over a fan engaging in ‘chimping’ – don’t ask us why we relate to this so much. Massimiliano (his friends call him “Yano,” or at least he thinks they do,) is one of those pompous photographers, quick to talk about the techniques of the masters and offer derision to anyone who uses on-camera flash, but then again, he often indulges in that shaky ‘found footage’ method and thinks shooting on an iPhone is avant garde (and even uses the phrase “avant garde,” and you can hear the italics.) He spends more on camera equipment than most people do on streaming services, which makes for a damn expensive set of cookie cutters – there’s so much matte black in his ‘studio’ that it has an event horizon. When the photos taken with his Leicas don’t garner acclaim, he puts this down to Philistines that cannot appreciate yet another B&W photo of a woman smoking in a darkened cafĂ© – he thinks ‘trite’ is a beverage. Massimiliano has no plans for retirement, reckoning that all of the most appreciated artists died penniless, so he’s looking forward to cat food. Nonetheless, he secretly dreams about finding a way to make selling out seem ironic or edgy, and hopes that someday, someone will insist on giving him lots of money for his creations, forcing him to acquiesce to remain polite, though there have been no signs of this being imminent (receiving large sums of money or his being polite.) He likes to pepper his conversations with phrases like, “As balky as an Arriflex,” but no one ever bites. Massimiliano’s favorite aroma that exists only in candles is sandalwood.

Join us next week because now it’s just a challenge to see where the actual limits are – of what, we won’t say.

Not too shabby at that

Why yes, I was out early this morning in pursuit of astronomical shenanigans, to see if our impish little moon was playing hide-and-seek. Well, there was no uncertainty about that, since we’ve possessed the knowledge of orbital mechanics since before we called a hashtag a pound sign – it was definitely going to happen. But there remained the question of whether I would be able to see it. Though let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

[Isn’t the suspense fabulous?]

I took an establishing photo about 20 minutes before the moon was to enter the penumbra of the Earth’s shadow, for comparison’s sake.

full moon before penumbral eclipse, so, full moon
For lunar eclipses, there are two aspects of the shadow that’s thrown. The penumbra is the indistinct outer shadow where light is reduced but no real shape is discernible, and for the most part, you really can’t tell. Astronomers make a big deal of noting this, but your eye will compensate readily, and the reduction of light is considerably less than, say, a thin layer of haze, so big deal. I knew things were going to take a long time and the night was fairly chilly, not to mention my viewing location would be on the side of a lake where the temperature and the wind would make things less comfortable, so I wasn’t in a hurry to begin the sequence, and I aimed to be down there shortly before the umbral eclipse started. The umbra is the distinct shadow that actually has an edge to it, even when it’s not ‘sharp.’

Shortly before the umbral phase began, things looked notably different:

full moon right before beginning of umbral eclipse
We’re into technicalities now, because the moon hadn’t started entering the umbra yet, but you could easily make out a dark shadow at the top by naked eye. The haze and clouds seen during my earlier check (previous post) and even for the top image had blown away by this point, so there were scattered patches in the sky but none near the moon – the ‘seeing’ was pretty good, at least in that direction. Okay then.

A bit of meaningless trivia: While I could easily see the darkened section by eye, and even in the LCD preview after snapping the image, in the viewfinder it was difficult to tell an eclipse was going on at this point – curious.

You might also have noticed, by looking at Tycho’s splash for example, that the moon seems to oriented differently, and it is, because it arcs across the sky. Consider the moon’s south pole to be anchored to our own southern horizon – close enough for our purposes, because it’s not (almost not) the moon’s movement, but the Earth’s, that makes it track across the sky. Meanwhile, we on the Earth’s surface orient ourselves while pointing towards the center of gravity rather than with the axis, so the moon will appear to rotate clockwise over the course of the night.

I made it a point to maintain the exact same exposure setting for a sequence of shots, for comparison, even though I varied things in between. Such as, while the moon was just showing a little chunk out of the top, I did a couple of long exposures by its light, which remained very bright and distinct.

shore of Jordan Lake by light of just-barely-eclipsing moon
This is around 2:30 EST; the umbral eclipse had started about 15 minutes earlier, and the maximum would not be reached for ninety minutes or so. Yes, I could have been more scenic, had I gone exploring, but no, that wasn’t the purpose, and I wanted to remain within earshot of the car given that it was, you know, early in the morning at a presently-abandoned boat ramp. You can see the evidence of the moon reflecting from the little wavelets at the edge of the water, and I got to see an opossum wander through right underneath that dead tree. Immediately above those roots, you’ll see indistinct green blotches that are the leaves of a small sapling, stirring in the light wind, and if you look closely at the sky, you can see the streaks of the stars indicating that this was not a short exposure: 180 seconds, by my mental count, but 173 by the camera’s – might have the get the camera checked.

Not long after that, I did another progress image.

lunar eclipse roughly one-third into umbral phase
The focusing screen within the camera isn’t distinct enough for really critical manual focus, so I made it a point to refocus constantly to ensure that I would get at least one sharp frame at every step. It paid off too; at later stages, I have sequences of photos where the focus was way off, so I’m glad I made the effort.

Wait – did I just ruin that carefully-crafted suspense? The jury will disregard that last statement.

At slightly better than halfway, I purposefully did some exposures for the shadowed side of the moon, which was tricky, because the non-shadowed side was still very bright. Eventually, I aimed the camera to cut out the majority of the lit side, which reduced the glare noticeably.

exposing for the shadowed side of moon during umbral eclipse
This was not visible at all by eye, but we see the hint of red from residual light coming through the Earth’s atmosphere, just like at sunrise and sunset. While the exposures above were at 1/125 sec, f8, ISO 250 (I was shooting through the 2x teleconverter, which reduces light by two stops,) this one was for a full second at f8, seven stops brighter – that’s 128 times more light admitted. And of course, the moonlight was still hitting the lens, just not directly towards the sensor, so the glare was still an issue.

Back to ‘normal’ exposure for this one, a couple of minutes later:

lunar eclipse slightly beyond halfway mark
Now, it looked pretty much like a normal moon approaching 1st quarter – if you weren’t aware of the compass direction and where the lit portion should have been (which was rotated around a bit more to the right) or the fact that 1st quarter had already occurred a week ago.

By the way, I was using the ‘Moony 11’ rule for exposure, which states that on clear nights for a full moon, the aperture should be f11, shutter speed 1/ISO, which since I was using ISO 250 would be 1/250 second. This is a variation of the ‘Sunny 16’ rule for manual exposure in bright sunlight (you know, for normal scenics and all that,) and the moon is illuminated by bright sunlight – but we like it a bit brighter white than it really is, which is pretty damn close to middle-grey, that 18% deal that cameras are actually calibrated for, so we add a stop. Except in my case this morning, as noted, the teleconverter itself reduced light by two stops, so to compensate that’s one stop increase in aperture, one in shutter speed, making it 1/125 second at f8. I would not be able to keep this up much longer.

As the moon approached maximum eclipse, still not total (and it wasn’t going to be,) I fired off a last couple of frames for comparison.

near-total lunar eclipse at exposure setting for full moon
Actually, instead of 1/125 second shutter, this is 1/64 – a stop brighter than those above, so now we’re seeing the effect of the penumbra. However, that’s not very interesting, so let’s go to a proper exposure for the conditions.

near-total lunar eclipse of November 2021 showing distinct earthglow
The band of non-eclipsed moonlight is overexposed now, but we can see the remainder of the moon with some decent detail – this is 1/2 second shutter speed, f6.3, ISO boosted to 800. This remained clearly visible in the sky, but very subtle, and overall it had become a dark night with many more stars visible. I did a number of exposures, bracketing wildly to see what worked best, as well as focus-bracketing because all I could focus on decently was that little sliver of still-lit moon, without any lunar details, so that means just the outside edge. I have more than a few that were well out of focus.

But, stars? Yes, that’s one over to the right, and if you look very closely (and your monitor is adjusted decently,) there’s one to upper left too. Let’s have a better look:

star HIP 16896 barely visible off of eclipsed moon's limb
You recall from my previous post (of course) that a particular star was going to be eclipsed itself by the moon, and that’s the dim little bugger right there – HIP 16896, to be exact, with an even dimmer neighbor, and I tweaked this exposure a little to bring them out better. It was so dim that I never located it in the viewfinder, and ruled out doing any long-exposure still shots, much less video (which, in trying to maintain a frame rate, would go for much shorter shutter speeds than this and not even allow the earthglow to be seen – I know, I tried.) This was about ten minutes before it was due to occur, to give you an idea of actual lunar motion, as opposed to earth rotation. And this is as sharp as it was likely to get as well, since we were now in the realm of getting some of that earth rotation within the span of the shutter speed. Again, someday, I will be working with a tracking motor which will allow longer exposures without worrying about motion, though in this case it would have been difficult, since Polaris (which is what such a tracker needs to be oriented upon) was out of my sight within the trees behind me.

Notably, I saw several Leonids meteors this morning – one so distinct and long that I could follow its progress across the sky. None of them gave the faintest appearance of having ‘originated’ from Leo, and that’s been my experience overall, but at least I saw a handful. Given that, as the moon was dark now, I did a few long exposures in the hope of capturing one. Alas, none showed in the direction that I faced the camera (or indeed, anywhere in my sight during the exposures.) But we’ll have a look anyway.

wide angle long exposure showing eclipsed moon and edge of Orion
That’s the moon bottom center, now overexposed even as dim as it was, with Pleiades near it to its upper right, Taurus just left of center, and Orion peeking in at the left side – you can see the three belt stars. Again, if your monitor is adjusted decently you may be able to just make out the silhouette of a dead tree trunk right of center. But no meteors – the vivid one had cut through this framing, but better than twenty minutes previously.

starfield with Orion
Orion again, and that bright star near center is Sirius; this was both the best view I had in my shooting location, and the darkest sky region, because of both humidity and a lack of city lights within a certain distance. The first meteor I’d seen this morning cut right across Orion’s feet, but that was two hours previously.

long exposure starfield near Leo, with too much light pollution
This was the last shot of the night, and I knew it wasn’t going to be great because I could just make out those clouds in the city glow, but it’s aimed more or less towards the radiant for the Leonids – I think it’s just above this frame, actually, but certainly a lot closer than the moon or Orion was. The tree limbs were blowing in the breeze – this is not a focus issue. And if you’re looking, you can see that the arcs that the stars make reverse; north is off to the left, while the plane of the ecliptic cuts across closer to the right side of the photo on a diagonal, so the stars ‘below’ that are arcing around the southern end of the earth axis, well out of sight below the horizon here in North Carolina. But no meteors. I saw enough to confirm that the storm was active this year, but by this point I wasn’t inclined to pursue them further – I’d been out for over three hours in supremely chilly conditions, and was sore from sitting cross-legged on the ground under the tripod, so that was enough. I got what I was initially after, so I’m good.

Seeing is succeeding

Are you all set to go out and watch the not-total lunar eclipse tomorrow morning, i.e., a few hours from now? I plan to be down at a reasonably dark sky location to make the attempt, though at the moment, it’s not looking promising – we have scattered thin clouds here right now, but they’re patchy, so it’s impossible to predict which way they may go. It’s been notably clear here for the past several days, so it fits perfectly that the conditions will go yuerch for an astronomical event.

Well, this isn’t quite true; I checked last night, thinking I might make a second, and final, attempt at the Leonids meteor shower, and we had light haze across the entire sky. The moon was visible, with a bit of a halo, and of course almost full at that point and not setting until shortly before sunrise. The light haze would be illuminated by the moon perpetually, across most of the sky, so the haze itself would obscure the dimmer meteors (and stars) while the moonlight scattering through it would make it much worse. Not to mention the reflection of the city lights nearby. The seeing (which is what astronomers call the clarity of the sky – now you understand the post title) was far from optimal, and long exposures would be greyed out by all that light even before the camera registered most of the stars. I didn’t even bother.

Meanwhile, the eclipse will take place over the period of several hours, so even if initially, the seeing looks bad (or, for that matter, good,) it might change over the course of the eclipse. Which means I’ll be out there regardless. For your own plotting, Stellarium will work just ducky.

This will not be a total lunar eclipse, only close – the south pole of the moon will never vanish, though at this time and latitude, that’ll be the lower left edge. From my location, as it approaches maximum, the moon will eclipse a dim star on the upper left side, where the moon itself will be fairly dark (actually, very dim red.) The brightness of the star (HIP 16896) will be pushing magnitude 9 in the best of conditions, which is pretty dim – naked eye visibility in dark conditions runs around magnitude 6. The lower the number, the higher the visibility, so 9 is binocular/telescope range, and capturing it on the camera, even with the long lens, is highly questionable. I could do it with a longer exposure perhaps, but then I’d be contending with apparent motion. It’ll be an experiment, anyway – provided I can see anything when it occurs (which around here will be right at 4:01 AM.)

So, watch this space, is what I’m saying. I mean, after you watch the eclipse itself – I won’t be that fast getting it up. I’m old now.

Profiles of Nature 46

stilt sandpiper Calidris himantopus Atotoztli about to get sacked by breaker
We have a little secret to tell you: we’ve been taking it easy on you. We’ve rejected an awful lot of Profiles content that was way worse than what we’ve been publishing. Like, horrendous. So yeah, you’re welcome.

This week we have Atotoztli, here reenacting our sister that one time when she said she was “only going wading” – she wasn’t even visible in the next frame. The breaker took out her hair extensions. Atotoztli is, surprise surprise, a leg model, appearing in numerous commercials and web ads, as well as doing “leg double” work in movies such as Pippi Longstocking and Basic Instinct (though not the ‘mammal’ shot – she has some principles.) What you can’t tell from this photo is that, while her legs are smokin’, her toenails would put you in mind of Bear Grylls, so she has her own toenail double when she has to do promo shoots, and started the fashion trend of lingerie and black Crocs; she gets a lot of hate mail from podophiliacs and, really, everyone else. She also started using Liquid Paper as eyeliner because she loved The Monkees growing up, and frequently sports a wool cap, or tuque, or toboggan – whatever, it’s not a fucking ‘beanie.’ Goddamn kids. She also supports the ban on plastic straws, but that’s mostly because she’s a bird – did you ever try to use a straw with a long-ass beak? You can’t ever stick it in the nostril. Atotoztli would like to start working with kids when she retires, which means she’ll have to move someplace without child-labor laws (you thought we were gonna do something akin to ‘working with wood’ or such, but we’re not that crass. C’mon.) She knows she can’t rely on her legs forever, so she plans, before they lose their appeal, to have them amputated and stuffed to display in the front foyer – no, not as lamps, that’s crass too. You’re thinking how ludicrous a bird in a wheelchair would look, but she has wings – all she needs is a skidplate. She hopes she’s asked to put her prints outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater before then, though. Atotoztli’s favorite way to remove Liquid Paper is with peanut butter.

You bet we couldn’t get any weirder, and you lost again, didn’t you? Wanna go for broke?

Count on, and with, me

Yesterday I said I was eyeing a record for photos this year, but was running a little behind on what should be a fairly intensive end stretch. That had nothing to do with this. Nothing!

Okay, maybe a little…

I also mentioned needing to go around and chase fall colors, and so I did, kinda. I never left the yard today (well, yesterday now,) but found a decent selection nonetheless.

oak-leaf hydrangea Hydrangea quercifolia in autumn colors
We made a small mistake when placing the two oak-leaf hydrangeas (Hydrangea quercifolia) in the yard, in that neither one gets direct sunlight later in the year when they do their magnificent color change. This is probably for the better, because they’d be broiling during the summer and they’re not the best plant for direct sunlight, but it does mean that I’m always working in shadow with them. They produce the best autumn foliage of any plant that I’ve seen – well, maybe, and we’ll come to that. But I recommend them for anyone’s yard that can handle them. Here, the slower shutter speed worked against me a little, since this isn’t at optimal sharpness, though I may return and do some shots with either a higher ISO or a tripod.

rose of sharon Hibiscus syriacus backlit in fall coloration
Nearby, the newly-uncovered Rose of Sharon (Hibiscus syriacus) has been doing a late summer recovery after being overwhelmed by vines and competitors in The Jungle, which I finally cleared out this past August. It sported a few buds when I uncovered it, but unfortunately the deer were delighted with that and did some damage before I realized how much they liked it. I began treating it with repellent, a homemade concoction that tastes horrible, apparently, and thus works wonders – it kept the decorative sweet potato vines intact all this season, and they were like candy to the deer.

unidentified oak species in autumn in front of damnable longneedle pine
We’re close to peak fall colors here, but as I’ve said before, it’s a little misleading. The various trees native to the area all turn and shed at different times and rates, so a handful of them are already going bare, while others, like this oak sitting on the property line, won’t peak for a little while yet. I purposefully contrasted this with the longneedle pine just to show how ugly those are – the oak will go bare in a few weeks and still look better than this unhealthy-seeming crap pine. Have I mentioned how much I detest those?

This has actually been a great year for the colors. In my experience, being too dry makes the leaves tend towards brown, but the summer drought ended early enough to produce some great colors in the deciduous trees. Of course, I could be wrong about the cause, but no matter – whatever it was, worked.

big Japanese maple showing nice color layers
The resident Japanese maple out front, the one that was here when we moved in and has served as a setting or backdrop to countless photos, responded well to the season and produced the best colors that I think I’ve seen from it. Here I found a spot along the edge where I could capture the still-changing hues in layers, and get a little fartsy. That’s gonna get worse.

Japanese maple showing barest hint of autumn change
One of the various newer Japanese maples, most of which remain in pots, displayed some great colors last year, and so I was watching it this year to see how it developed. Four days ago, it was showing only the barest hint of color change along the tips of some of the branches, and I was a little concerned that it wouldn’t show off well this year.

I needn’t have worried.

same Japanese maple having undergone rapid change
The color change was very rapid and quite gratifying, and I was glad I was paying attention, because I watched a few of the leaves drop in the breeze as I was doing these photos. But it was looking so good that I had to make it the subject of extended efforts.

autumn colored Japanese maple with sunburst in background
I had shot some initial images of this color change with an Olympus 50mm f1.4, a lens from my very old Olympus kit, fitted with an adapter for the Canon body – I was experimenting to see if it might serve better during night exposures, like for the Leonids. Unfortunately, it performed rather dismally, especially wide open, so while I might try it for the high-ISO, long exposure starscapes that will be dominated by grain anyway, the test shots of the Japanese maple really aren’t worth keeping, so I reshot a bunch with the Canon 18-135mm. By that time, the sun (sitting much lower in the sky now) had moved on and thrown the tree into shadow, but it’s still potted, so I lugged it over to a sunny spot to do these photos. For this frame I closed the aperture down to f16 and leaned back and forth until I just had the sun peeking from behind a trunk. The flare in the lower quadrant was unavoidable, but I’m okay with it given the nature of the shot. You did notice the congruence between the shape of the leaves and the sunburst, as well as that one prominent leaf lobe falling right in line with the sun itself, right? Okay then.

Japanese maple seed samara backlit against leaves
It appears almost all of the various Japanese maples (I’ve lost track of how many we have – six, I think,) produced just a handful of seeds this year, called samaras. We should probably make the attempt to germinate a few, especially from this tree, though I’m not holding my breath because I suspect that they’re all hybrids. But it served its purpose as a subject for this tighter abstract when the light hit it.

This, by the way, is the one vying for the title of “Best Autumn Coloration” with the oak-leaf hydrangea up there. This one is more brilliant, but the hydrangea will retain its leaves for quite some time while this one will be bare within a week or so. All depends on what you want most, I guess.

Moving on now.

unidnetified probable maple leaves barely hanging on
Remember what I said about different peak times? This tree (some kind of maple I believe – I don’t know, it’s the neighbor’s,) peaked early and is now almost bare, the shed leaves pretty much covering the backyard of Walkabout Estates – it’s next to impossible to tell that there’s actually water in the pond. But, still being fartsy, I found this cluster of survivors just barely catching the late afternoon sun. You can call these the midmonth abstracts if you like.

backlit grape leaves and flare
I kinda consider this one my representative autumn shot. Not as bright as some of the others, it’s actually the most common color seen in the area, and the sun flare gives the impression of the frequent patches of blinding sunlight that occur because of the lower sun and the no-longer-screening trees. It’ll do for now, at least.

I’ll close with another strong one, actually the impetus to go out and do some shots (besides the lens tests, I mean.)

stark trunk silhouetted against bright autumn colors
This is actually a portion of the view out the front windows, only visible like this for an hour or two right at this time of year – the sun gets lower and breaks past various other trees to illuminate the colors of the background tree, while being shadowed from the intervening trunk. There are a lot more branches in there than I’d really like, but it was nigh-effortless, so who’s complaining? And the contrast still works well. Might have to try it in monochrome.

Stay tuned – I may still get out for a drive looking for more examples.

Gonna be a challenge

So let’s look at the ol’ personal progress chart, shall we? Here’s where the stats for Walkabout stand right now.

Last year’s number of posts was a new record at 233, which has already been beaten handily – we’re at 263 (um, 264) right now, so easy victory there.

For images, however, it’s a different matter. Last year set a record for those too, at 1,037 uploaded, which was way above anything previous. This year, we finished October at 831, meaning I’d have to upload over a hundred for each of the remaining months of the year. Not outside of the realm of possibility; four months this year, and last, had over a hundred. But trickier during the slow season. So far this month, I’ve uploaded 41 images, so running just a little behind the goal for average.

Now, second place is already locked in: the previous second-place spot was 747, so it will bump down to third now regardless. Just eyeing the gold for this year.

Monster and Little Girl looking down from the upstairs balcony
42 now

Chasing this might mean putting in a lot of images just for the sake of it, which I’m loathe to do – I don’t want to cheapen things by resorting to crass tricks like that. So will I have some legitimate reasons for photo-heavy posts? Well, I know of one potential outing that may produce a number, but nothing else planned, though I should be chasing the fall colors because they’re doing good this year. But of course, personal records are meaningless anyway, so pursuing this is solely indulgence. Not to mention that I’d had a loose goal of having twelve podcasts this year, and there’s no way in hell I’m gonna make that.

So I should probably just relax, let the content fall where it may, and not worry about records. Whatever happens, happens, and I’ll post as it seems warranted. We already know that itself isn’t a very good metric.

For giggles, feel free to skim October of last year, which had a whopping 192 images. I mean, October? And I didn’t beat that with three trips this year, the eagles and so on? Man…

green treefrog Hyla cinerea hiding between yellowing leaves of hosta plant
But while I’m here and typing, I’ll feature a recent image, of yet another treefrog. One of the two hosta plants is doing the autumn thing, so blending in this frog was not, somewhat amusing since the plant immediately alongside, also a hosta but apparently a different variety, remains deep green and much easier to blend in with. Lazy…

But how? Part 29: Selfishness

It’s been over a year since the last example of this topic, which is intended to answer the questions raised by a non-religious worldview, and it was making me suspect that I’d exhausted just about all of the possibilities, but new ones still pop up here and there. Today’s is kind of a multi-level one, because several aspects run together, so bear with me. I’ve also tackled one aspect initially before, which I’ll link to at the appropriate time, but that was over a decade ago and I don’t mind revisiting it a little. So with all that, and in recognition that the original question format doesn’t quite work this time either, we’ll delve into, But isn’t atheism selfish and meaningless?

The initial aspect of this is the assumption that only religion provides Meaning™, and things like altruism and even morality, which is repeated ad nauseum. Without the remarkable and innovative guidance of scripture like the ten commandments, we’d all be vicious animals; this is, of course, also used to handily trash evolution. That a ridiculous number of animal species have much better and stronger social habits than we do is generally ignored or, most likely, never realized in the first place, and I challenge anyone to name a species that has killed even a notable percentage of its own kind, much less the numbers that we’ve managed for our brethren. I’ve tackled the topic of morality twice before, including in the very first But How?, so I’ll simply refer to them for the detailed treatment. And we’ll get to meaning in just a moment.

But I think the topic of selfishness deserves a very close look, because it’s an insidious little elephant in the room. While most religions get credit for instilling morality and a lack of selfishness, the bare fact is, most of them are pretty terrible at it. And I’m going against my cardinal rule of avoiding going on the attack in the But How? posts, since they’re intended to answer questions, but this will serve to highlight a really damning trait. While not every religion suffers from this, the most prominent ones, with the greatest number of followers, are enormously guilty of promoting an astonishing level of selfishness: the very idea of ‘salvation’ through faith, obeisance, and devotion is strictly personal, and literally, to hell with everyone else. First off, it almost demands the question, “Are you actually in favor of worshiping a being that even developed the concept of everlasting torment?” And of course, there remains the question of what purpose this would even serve. I mean, fuck it, just keep spanking and spanking and spanking the kid, endlessly, because we get our morality from scripture.

Personal salvation is pretty much the pinnacle of selfishness: the entire emphasis is on the individual. And in far too many cases, it has nothing to do with what someone does, only what someone is, as in, faithful and devoted to god and all that. Hell, the Abrahamic religions (islam/judaism/christianity) hold that title in recognition of Abraham, told by god to kill his fucking son and perfectly ready to do so, until he was informed that it was only a test (and worse, that he passed.) That’s what deserves recognition as the definition of morality? And it’s far from the only example within scripture. christianity gains the barest recognition for subverting the overwhelming authoritarian narrative of retribution and wrath with a hint of altruistic guidance and non-judgmentalism – which quickly gets buried under the various rants from those purported to be jesus’ followers, so we see how valuable that firsthand guidance was. More importantly, far too many churches/temples today are more interested in the judgment and authoritarian aspects than in actual guidance, providing more than a hint that their vision of religion, at least, is intended for controlling other people rather than informing the devotees. There’s also a very distinct class consciousness endemic within religion, the followers and the heretics, which has historically allowed for some truly horrific actions to be taken under the guise and overwhelming belief that this is how ‘good’ should be defined. It is often argued, naturally, that these occurrences, all umpteen thousand of them throughout history up to and including this very week, are all examples of people that do not follow the True™ meaning of scripture, which is, again, just a class consciousness thing: I know what was really meant by that, better than all of these devoted followers all over the world, a remarkable display of ego. But one really has to ask how good the guidance is if it has fucked up that badly, that often? Not to mention that any omniscient god knew this was how it was going to turn out.

Which is a dangerous road to go down, because it quickly leads to (for anyone not abysmally blind) sinners gonna sin, and lots of people were born destined for hell, so where’s the guidance supposed to be anyway? Predestination is like that. Honestly, and logically, you can’t have it both ways: if god has a plan, you’re just a puppet, and your actions are just gonna happen the way he has already seen it, so welcome to nihilism.

This is where we discover that atheism is actually less, far less, nihilistic that at least the majority of religions out there, if not all of them. Now in all honesty, atheism offers nothing whatsoever along those lines; it’s a standpoint, not an ideology. But the dismissal of the assumption that meaning must be provided by religion and/or scripture and/or devotion is distinctive enough; meaning is a personal thing. It can be as diverse as making a name for ourselves (which is ego, even as it manifests in creations or discoveries that many can benefit from) to dedicating ourselves to a worthwhile cause – and it bears recognition that such things are remarkably self-affirming, more meaningful than applying a simple label to oneself (such as, “baptist,”) and believing this has fulfilled a role or a need.

But attendant with this is the idea that we do not have a state of being after our lives, most especially not some reward (that, let’s be real, 99% of religious folk believe they’re in line for) to be bestowed. What’s important is the here and now, and what matters is how we treat other people and what benefit this produces going forward. Our survival as a species is not guaranteed, our distinction as a culture is not as prominent as it could be. We are not in the hands of anyone but ourselves; we cannot abdicate responsibility nor ‘the future’ to some magical being or master plan. There is no single arbiter of our worth, checking off a list of carefully delineated (and woefully inadequate) rules, but an entire planet of them: everyone around us has to determine the benefit of our actions, and that’s really what morality is, the reason why it has value at all.

There are two tangent aspects, not directly related but close neighbors. Secular humanism is the ideology that our morality and any ethical guidelines should remain unburdened by any religious, cultural, or national biases, and while not all atheists embrace humanism, it’s the default choice the moment anyone begins to discuss ideologies in the first place. It is, in fact, the purest form of ideology since it eschews the burden of any underlying motive or allegiance, and is thus the fairest. Contrast this, of course, with the attitude of many religious leaders towards it, who claim that its goal is to destroy religion, which (surprise surprise) is not very accurate or astute, since all it destroys is religious influence upon others. Humanists do not even have to be atheists, but they do have to recognize that religion is too narrow a focus (and mostly, too archaic and inadequate) to provide effective guidance. It is worth noting that the vast majority of laws, in most countries, are humanistic in nature, relying on demonstrable benefits and detriments rather than scriptural pronouncements, and especially eliminating the self-importance and class-consciousness of a religious ‘morality.’ Meanwhile, history and even the daily news is rife with what happens when religion is given free rein within a governing body or the lawmaking process, and the results have never been what anyone would consider an ideal society; the primary guidelines of the US, among others, were laid out with this in mind.

An evolutionary perspective also contributes to a stronger reduction in selfishness and a better grasp of morality. Humans are one among many species, ‘special’ only if we settle for narrow and egotistical distinctions, and we had a long path from simpler ancestors to get here, without being a finished form or pinnacle of any kind. Within our species, the demarcations are incredibly muddy and of no particular value, something that helps us view our previous class distinctions with loathing (slavery, manifest destiny, and all that horseshit.) Moreover, we recognize that not all of our decisions are evidence of rational consideration, but too frequently influenced by emotional bias; this is perhaps most distinct in the topic of capital punishment, which we’re slowly realizing is a relic of fear-based vindictiveness rather than serving any useful purpose, as well as preventing any recourse in the case of wrongful convictions (which occur far more often than they should, also often due to emotional reactions.) But a knowledge of evolution also helps us to realize that we’re all driven by the same needs and desires, and that our goals must at least recognize these, even when they have to deny them. We get a certain satisfaction in the various forms of tribalism that we embrace, whether it’s sports teams or national boundaries or ferreting out heretics, but outside of very narrow circumstances, this tribalism is actually detrimental and should be disparaged. Laws and policies that we personally benefit from, that marginalize others for no useful purpose, are the kind of things that we need to recognize as selfish (rather than, in far too many cases, rationalized with crass and elaborate justifications.)

All of this is evidenced and demonstrated throughout most cultures around the world, perhaps all of them. There are the aforementioned religious governments that are exceptionally bad about instilling altruistic and cooperative societies, while the ones with the highest standards of living and satisfaction, the greatest number of residents reporting as being happy, are overwhelmingly secular. Atheists typically display a much greater grasp of ethics and fairness than the religious, in far more polls than not; they’re also notably underrepresented (compared with the general population) within prisons, while vastly overrepresented within the scientific community. While it should be pointed out that these are correlations and not necessarily linked closely – someone with a more critical and scientific viewpoint may gravitate towards atheism, rather than the reverse – it’s exactly the opposite of what the premise question implies should be true. And of course, religious motivations underlie the majority of restrictive and marginalizing attempts at legislation in the US (Texas, we’re looking at your brain-damaged ass,) while, and I’ll know you’ll be shocked at this, fostering all sorts of exemptions for religious folk, such as churches not having to pay taxes, religious deferrals for medical treatments and vaccinations, and even the ability to be considered beneficial fundraisers while pouring most of the money solely into the perpetuation of the church itself. As I type this, countless high-profile religious leaders, so exemplary in their selflessness and moral guidance, are insisting that vaccines and herd immunity and a federal health policy are somehow infringements on their rights. That’s exactly the kind of guidance that we really don’t need, and beneficial to absolutely no one, including their own flocks – but it plays to the insecure rubes, and that’s what’s important, it seems. Make of that what you will.

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I feel obligated to add a little aside, not directly related to the main question but often implied by the underlying attitude, and this is far from the first time that I’ve addressed it, though again, it’s been a while. Quite a few people feel that a naturalistic worldview leaves no room, no opportunity, for awe and wonder and ‘spirituality,’ for want of a better word; they think that seeing things as chemical interactions and atomic valances takes away the magic, turning the atheist or the scientist into a clinical, emotionless drone or something. I can only speak dependably for myself in this matter, mostly because I don’t bother interviewing others over how they see such things, though more than a few scientists and atheists have spoken to this. But to be brief, this is horseshit. The bare fact (and it is a fact, in every sense and interpretation of the word,) that these things take place while governed by a few fundamental forces is utterly fascinating. Surrendering oneself to, “god made it that way,” is no more enlightening than, “Because I said so,” and demonstrates not just a total lack of interest in these supposedly wonderful things like life and ‘creation,’ but a willingness to settle for the party line, to perpetuate the idea that the church actually has any answers at all. You can only fall for this if your own insecurity overwhelms your sense of curiosity, because of course it answers nothing.

The development of species from simple origins, the interactions of all lives within this ecosystem that we call home, the methods of teasing information out of inanimate objects or even the bare traces left behind – these are fascinating. And all the more so because they ‘just happened,’ that events produced a confluence of factors that provided the opportunity. We see the sudden increase in fossil species at the same time that oxygen began leaving more evidence in the geologic record, indicating that a richer atmosphere helped spark speciation. We find the sudden cessation of sauropod fossils past a distinct geologic timeline, coinciding with a layer of iridium across the entire planet; iridium occurs very rarely in sediment, generally coming from two sources, volcanic eruptions and asteroids. From this, we may infer that either some massive volcanoes or a huge asteroid strike contributed to their extinctions; lo and behold, we have evidence for both popping up in the same geologic layers.

One of my favorites was when anthropologists determined about how long ago wild pigs were domesticated, from just the ancient jawbones. Teeth from a wild pig species were showing both distinctly shorter lengths and different shapes, due to a change in diets, as well as mineral content consistent with eating a large amount of millet fertilized with nitrogen – animal feces. These appeared only after a certain time – older specimens showed no indications of these. Millet doesn’t grow in large patches or quantities on its own, and animal feces tends to be sporadic and not concentrated, unless it’s collected and used as fertilizer. Conclusion: the pigs were eating farmed grain. These results are consistent among numerous remains, and pin down pig domestication to roughly 10,500 years ago in what is now Turkey, and 8,000 years ago along China’s Yellow River.

Another example is that avian feathers all have a specific pigment-producing cell, called a melanosome, within them if they’re black, which isn’t present for any other colors. Careful evaluations of the sediments that surround the fossilized imprints of dinosaur feathers revealed patches of these same cells, only in the region of the feather imprints, indicating that the melanosomes were deposited into the encapsulating sediment as the feathers decayed, and remained there. Conclusion: some dinosaurs had at least some black feathers. In other words, we could tell some of the coloration of a species that we have never seen, that’s been gone for 55 million years.

Further examples can be found throughout this blog of course, many of which make it into the Too Cool category. Meanwhile, anyone that fails to find things like this remarkable, that tries to find faults within to shore up their concept of a loving god, that simply denies anything that we’ve found and continue to use if it fails to gibe with their scattered, contradictory, and asinine scripture, well, I can honestly say that I don’t feel sorry for you; I’m openly contemptuous of you. It’s a ridiculous, and selfish, worldview to maintain.

Not that lazy

Two posts back, I mentioned the Leonids meteor shower, and how it might be useful to go out earlier than the peak of the 17th/18th to see what could be found. I will smugly inform you that this was not a case of, “Do as I say, not as I do,” because I did go out to a dark sky location nearby, in the wee hours of the morning on the 11th (so, an hour or so after posting that,) and made an attempt. I’ve just been sitting on my ass since then without posting anything about it.

Well, I had a decent reason, in that I saw nothing, and captured nothing. Or almost nothing. I was experimenting a little, because I’ve had a Sigma 24-60 f2.8 lens for a while without using it much, since I have other lenses that cover better zoom ranges and the chief benefit, that maximum aperture of f2.8, is applicable in narrow circumstances, so I wasn’t carrying it routinely in my bag. But I thought it might give me an edge on getting shorter time exposures of the night sky and thus avoiding a lot of star streaks; maybe I’d even get a decent rendition of the Milky Way.

Alas, no.

night sky exposure of Leonids origin
First off, I was manually focusing of course, but at night such things have to be done on distant points of bright light (as in, brighter than stars,) and I only had one real choice, which I didn’t quite get pinned down. This showed me that the lens was notoriously bad about purple fringing, the diffraction effect that some lenses show, especially when focus isn’t quite on and you have bright objects (like stars) against a dark background (like space.) This frame doesn’t show it too bad; we’ll see worse in a second. This is almost centered on the origin point of the Leonids shower: the ‘radiant’ for most of the meteors sits just a bit left of absolute center, within that little inverted triangle of stars. You can also see the Beehive Cluster of stars just right of center, closer to the top of the frame. The smears at the bottom are just clouds close to the horizon. This was a 20 second exposure at ISO 1600, short enough not to streak the stars into lines unless you look at high magnification. But no meteors, throughout several frames and varying exposure times.

night exposure showing Orion above treetop
Here we get a better example of the purple fringing with Orion, that cluster of stars straight over the tree, but I did at least get the faintest hint of the prominent nebulae that sit around the dagger, those ‘three’ vertical stars. That’s in quotes because it’s a lot more than three stars in there, quite a mess really, but without magnification we pretty much see three. This was better than 90° away from the radiant, so not the best direction to be facing if the target was meteors, but the target was instead Orion, so it was precisely the direction to be facing. Not to mention that the sky was notably darker this way, so better definition of the stars. Well, it would have been, had the focus been better.

night exposure spanning across Orion, Taurus, Auriga, and Gemini
I stared at this one, and the plots within Stellarium, for quite some time trying to recall which direction I was facing, until I realized I might have been shooting vertically and trying for the Milky Way. Abruptly I pinned it down, since that’s the head and shoulders of Orion at the bottom, and the entire frame spans up through portions of Taurus, Gemini, and Auriga – the bright star at the top of the frame is Capella, if that helps. I’m not an astronomer, even an amateur, so this attempt to capture a portion of the Milky Way (which I knew was there even though I wasn’t seeing it too clearly) wasn’t destined for greatness because this faces out towards the edge of our galaxy, rather than towards the center; winter is not the time to be trying this, since the more distinct center, with its bulge and dust lanes, sits behind the sun in this season. There’s the faintest hint of it within this photo, but really, even in ideal conditions with a tracking motor, I wasn’t likely to capture much.

I did eventually refocus, and nailed it much better this time, so the next frames are less annoying. However, initial experiments told me to cut the ISO back down to 400, since this is a much longer exposure.

long time exposure showing stars pivoting around Polaris
It’s always fun to do this, but I didn’t let it go very long, because I’d been up for a while and wasn’t willing to be out there a whole lot longer. This is a 20 minute exposure (actually one second shy,) framed with Polaris, the north star, right alongside the tree. Ursa Major was quite distinct, allowing me to find Ursa Minor without difficulty, and that’s where Polaris sits. This is the motion of the Earth spinning while looking straight out over the axis point, what would be directly overhead were we standing at the North Pole. At full resolution, it becomes clear that Polaris isn’t the focus of the arcs – it’s just close. Meanwhile, the brighter stars towards the right side of the frame are Ursa Major, the Big Dipper. And, we have the only potential evidence of success from the night in there, but we can’t see it at this resolution, so we go in close to the two end stars of the ‘scoop’ of Ursa Major – that would be Dubhe and Merak, for the record.

section of previous frame showing faint streak
Sitting perfectly horizontal in the frame, my old-ass photographer’s instincts tell me this is a scratch in the film before my rational brain kicks in and points out that this is a digital image, granpa. So, something out there actually made this faint streak, but whether it was a meteor or a bit of manmade orbiting material is up for grabs. I did run Stellarium back and forth through that timeframe to see if any known satellites were cruising through, and got a Delta rocket booster, but well after the period that this image was exposing for, and not quite in line either. Right now I’m more inclined to say this was still human debris rather than cosmic, given that I saw nothing at all that night despite the dark conditions and the amount of time that I was staring at the sky – it was not an active period, for sure.

So, will I try again before peak? Not sure, really – the moon, as it does, is setting close to an hour later every night, so it’s already setting about 2:30 am tomorrow morning, starting to cut into the prime viewing periods. I’d have to be out within the next two nights/mornings to make it worthwhile. We’ll see, I guess.

Profiles of Nature 45

male giant stag beetle Lucanus elaphus Linus beseeching the heavens
Yep, another week, another Profiles – there’s no respite. But what are you gonna do, go to another blog? Ha ha ha ha haaa!

No, seriously, don’t go to another blog…

This week we have Linus, filming the climactic villain’s death scene for the upcoming Bridge on the River Kwai II: Nicholson’s Son, only the squibs didn’t go off. According to Our Girlfriend, we probably weren’t supposed to say anything about all that – something about the definition of “non-disclosure,” but we can’t be bothered with hyphenated phrases. That’s like, trying to make a word longer by cheating. Linus is struggling to become more of a household name, but as himself, because ‘Linus’ is already a household name to everyone except Millennials, and we’re not even sure we’re defining that one right, but ‘twenty-somethings’ is even stupider. Regardless, he’s trying to reduce the association of the name ‘Linus’ with precocious six-year-olds or vitamin C, but it’s an uphill struggle, and he refuses to autograph any blue blankets. He’s attempting to create his own distinctive ‘brand,’ which explains that semi-reverse-Flock-of-Seagulls hairstyle, except that he doesn’t have hair and spent a lot of time trying to find an exoskeleton stylist, but it’s all for the good of the cause; he hasn’t yet tumbled to the idea of simply changing his name. He insists that’s his natural color too, but we’ve found empty henna bottles in his trash. Not that we were looking. We were just walking past his house while out for a stroll, 726 kilometers from where we live, and just happened to see them sticking out of the tied garbage bags within the lidded bin. He also has really weird taste in streaming services. We’re guessing. Linus hopes to pull down the kind of film role that will become iconic and memorable, but since only indies shoot on film anymore, that’s not happening. What are the names of those actors from The Blair Witch Project? Right. People know the actors from the porn parodies better, but don’t tell him that, because we really don’t need stag beetle films – you’re probably too young to get that pun. Linus’ favorite grammar rule is the one about where the apostrophe goes for names ending with ‘S.’

A week is the perfect spacing for these; the scars haven’t really healed but most of the pain has faded, unless you bump it hard. So we’ll see you next Thursday!

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