Roight

So, in previous posts I’ve made mention of several projects, and this is to announce that one of them, at least, has come to completion. If you think some of my topics don’t seem to fit with the nature of the website, this one’s going to be even worse.

I have just finished off my novelization of The Road Warrior, the 1982 film with Mel Gibson, and it is available as a free download. “Wait, what? 1982? Were you etching it in stone?” you say disparagingly. No, actually, the writing went fairly well, all things considered. I’ve had the project in the back of my head for years, because I’ve always liked the film and wanted to write up my treatment of it, including several of the nuances that I perceived therein, but never got a start – until the news of Mad Max: Fury Road came along. It was clear from the first available trailer that it was a reworking of the same film, and so I was prodded to write the book before the new version butchered it overwhelmed it offered a different take. My deadline was the first of May for everything, which I didn’t quite make, but my first fine draft was completed by then at least. In the interim, I’ve done the second (as it is now, final) draft and converted it to downloadable formats. So, since you’re here and have, at least, some interest in what I’m writing, go here to find a copy for yourself.

There wasn’t an overriding purpose to this, except to see if I could do a novel-length piece and make it coherent – like a lot of the blog, it’s a writing exercise among other things. Since I do not own the rights and have not obtained permission, I cannot charge for it, not like I would have made anything off of it anyway. But it also serves as an example of my long-form writing, and I’m pleased with it myself. Later on, I might be less so, so read it now while it’s still good.

If you have never seen the film, all the better – I’d be delighted to hear how the story works for anyone who is not able to judge it against the movie. It’s a tender, touching love story, lighthearted and full of cheer. Okay, that’s probably not going to help at all…

We return to more typical blog content shortly.

Monday color 13

wild violet closeup down throatAnother purple for Monday color, because I have a lot of it. The wild violets are early spring flowers around here, usually appearing up through the leaves singularly or in small patches, and often enough before the last frost of the winter has occurred. They’re not the first color I find in my desperation after the dull winter months – those are usually the speedwells, chickweed, or heconia – but they’re the first of any appreciable size, and quite vivid. I have a vague suspicion that they would do better in this area if they did not beat the pollinators awake each spring.

Time mismanagement

I have been trying to get to a few posts for several days now, intending to catch up a bit – you might have noticed that I’ve produced almost no philosophically turgid or religion-abusing posts recently. There’s also the two web pages I’ve been trying to finish, and some other odd projects. I just haven’t been finding the time. It’s very early morning Sunday right now, and I’d intended to do a post several hours ago on images I’d taken Saturday, but my lower gastro-intestinal tract had other suggestions which couldn’t really be ignored. So here’s one post, with perhaps another to follow later on today. That’s if I can cut down the number of typos I’ve produced so far…

hummingbird clearwing moth Hemaris thysbe approaching flower
I arrived early at the botanical garden to meet with a student, and poked around a bit. Above and below, a hummingbird clearwing moth (Hemaris thysbe) visited some flowers while I was standing nearby, and I chased a few images since it was convenient. The various Hemaris moths are hyperactive and can be hard to nail focus on, but above I at least caught it while it was extending its proboscis. I’m not sure if the image below truly counts as hovering, even though the moths don’t actually land on the flowers they drink from; this one appears to be braced, at least, and those wings might look stationary but they’re not – 1/2000 second shutter speed at f4 can do that.

hummingbird clearwing moth Hemaris thysbe in repose
[By the way, I did get to the month-end blog maintenance duties, and note that I set a new record for image uploads in April, 65 in total. That’s actually pretty good for a slow month, and not one of them was from anyone else – the previous two record-holders that tied at 62 both featured several images that were not my own. So, yeah. I also noted that on the last day of both March and April I posted surreal shots, so now I’m feeling obligated to do this every month. Don’t know if that’s gonna happen or not.]

common snapping turtle Chelydra serpentina basking with minnows
Above, a common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) basks in the sunlight, with numerous minnows (Fishus insignificus – actually I have no idea what they are) taking advantage of the warmer water produced by sunlight reflecting/radiating off of its shell. I suspect they give a pretty good idea of the size, but if not, I’ll say that its shell length was about 30 cm. Snappers do get big.

unidentified wasp full frame
This one is just to show what the entire frame that I captured looks like, as an unidentified small wasp visited these flowers. The next one is the detail crop from the same image.

unidentified wasp detail crop
The conscientious side of me says that I should have uploaded the image to BugGuide.net to get a positive identification, but I don’t feel like waiting right now and I already skimmed the site trying to pin it down. So you just have to enjoy looking at the image in ignorance (unless, naturally, you’re more educated than I am, in which case you can roll your eyes or scoff or smirk condescendingly – whatever works.) As might be obvious, it’s quite small.

felled tree
leaves sprouting from cut treeOn my return from meeting with the student, I took a quick walk around the nearby pond, and I’ve been looking at this for weeks now and had to comment. Back during the bad winter storm that we had, a massive tree near the pond came down, bringing electrical wires with it, and a smaller tree had to be cut away because it was entangled in the wires. The trunk was left there, but somehow it has sprouted new leaves with the warmer weather. In a couple of weeks they haven’t really progressed beyond the point seen here, five cm across or less, but they also haven’t died. I’m guessing this is just the residual moisture/sap leaching out of the trunk and eventually, without further nutrients, these will die off, but it seems weird – the tree was dropped, like, nine weeks ago. I’ve seen uprooted trees that simply started growing while horizontal, and cut trees sprout new branches from the stump all the time, but never a tree completely severed from its root system still kicking. This may be how the zombie apocalypse starts – I’m guessing this one won’t really make for exciting television.

northern water snake Nerodia sipedon very close to sheddingI’ve been seeing water snakes at various places around this pond for weeks, but have never gotten a decent image of any until now. And this one was only because, with those eyes, it couldn’t make me out very well and I was careful not to alert it in other ways. Snakes don’t exactly have ears (according to new research, they have the ability to hear, but only through the vibrations of their skeletal system it seems,) but they’ll still pick up on incautious movements nearby, so I stepped very gently. This snake is not old or anything, simply about to shed any time now – if I go out today when it’s light I’ll probably be able to find the skin, since it’s been many hours after getting this image. The skin gets cloudy and dark right before a shed, including the eyes, and it means they can only see blobs. When you spot a snake with blue eyes, leave it be, since it will be very defensive in its vulnerable state, and you will likely get bitten. Northern water snakes (Nerodia sipedon) are notoriously defensive anyway, likely to bite with any handling, and much more so in this condition. I managed to get quite close, though probably not close enough to be bitten, but as I finished my photo session I rose too quickly; the snake was able to make out that movement, and shot into the water instantly.

By the way, the undergrowth to the right of the frame prevented me from getting any shots from that side, which meant I didn’t have a decent view of what appears to be some injuries to its head on that side, vaguely visible in the image here. It’s not surprising – water snakes often bask during the day because the water can sap their body heat, but this makes them vulnerable to more predators than the snakes which are primarily nocturnal. Obviously it survived – see above about the defensiveness.

And I close with an image taken right outside our front door, an orchard orbweaver (Leucauge Venusta) opportunistically perched on the phlox. I’m pleased that so much of the orb web came out this visibly – I really didn’t think that it would. And yes, I did position myself so that the spider was placed against the bright leaf, for contrast.

orchard orbweaver Leucauge Venusta in web over phlox leaves

A surreal break

surreal bubbles in pan
Actually, this is intended as more of a break for me than for you, necessarily, but feel free to take advantage of it if you need to. Posting has been slow because I’m working on a project that I’d aimed to finish today (I’m close,) and so I’ve been putting my attention elsewhere. I know – the arrogance, right?

You are welcome to guess at what you’re seeing here, but you’re never gonna get it anyway, so I’m not going to wait and keep telling you, “Nope,” every time, so here it is: it’s the pan from a rice dish The Girlfriend prepared tonight, soaking in water because some of the rice stuck to the bottom, and the water floated the oil from the dish to the top – that’s all the little circles you’re seeing. I boosted contrast a bit for a more dramatic effect.

It’s even more disturbing when the pan moved, because the bubbles would swing back and forth separately and shift position amongst themselves, just to screw with my eyes.

I’ll be back shortly to tell you about the project, unless I get some other weird photo in the interim.

First frog!

grey treefrog Hyla versicolor or Hyla chrysoscelis on fencepostOkay, it’s hardly the first frog of the year, but it is my first treefrog; making that distinction would have ruined the aesthetic perfection of the title. I consider it significant that this one was found in almost the exact same location as the first one spotted when we moved into the house eleven months ago (I was too busy to post at the time of the first sighting,) so I’m going to rashly assume it’s the same one. Maybe at some point I’ll sit down with the photos from both times and see how closely the markings will match up.

This is either a common grey treefrog (Hyla versicolor) or the rarer Copes grey treefrog (Hyla chrysoscelis) – the only way available to me to distinguish them is their call, which I have yet to hear. We’re due for some rain Wednesday night while it remains reasonably warm, so I may get to hear it then.

This one didn’t move a muscle while I loomed in with the camera, allowing me some extreme closeups. Its location was in varying light, mostly shaded but exposed through the leaves at the time I was doing the shots. The first image was with natural light, but the next two were with the flash, which still didn’t prompt any response. It occurs to me that if anyone made a really realistic-looking toy treefrog they could keep me busy for hours…

grey treefrog Hyla versicolor or Hyla chrysoscelis in closeup
You have to agree (you have no choice, believe me) that grey treefrogs are not the most chipper looking of species – these images are not likely to inspire feelings of cheer or optimism. However, I am more than willing to sell a few big prints to teachers with classrooms full of hyperactive students, to see if this morose amphibian peering down has any effect. I bet it would work for psychologists’ offices too, especially for the doctors that get kickbacks from Prozac prescriptions…

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Really close. Don’t get confused – I went around to the other side for this photo, shooting along the edge of the post behind the frog, so now we’re looking at the right eye, and this is a tighter crop of the full frame. But – seriously, is the cornea wrinkled? Dude – close your eyes, that can’t be good.

newborn Chinese praying mantis Tenodera aridifolia sinensis on pieris plant While I’m posting, I figured I’d feature another newborn mantis, this one on The Girlfriend’s new pieris plant where it will be encouraged to stay – both because it should be a good source of food critters and because it’s a smaller plant and I can find the mantis again easily. We will, naturally, see if this works, but I did notice today that the other one from last week is still hanging out on the Japanese maple tree, so perhaps this is a well-behaved brood.

To the best of my knowledge, these are both Chinese praying mantises (Tenodera aridifolia sinensis) – I’ve only found one other species in the area and then rarely, so we’ll go with this for now. I did not get a precise measurement but I’m guesstimating about 10mm in length – still quite small. This one was very aware of my presence and was avoiding any portrait angles, and I didn’t want to spook it off the plant so I didn’t make too much of a pest of myself. I’ll have to see if I can find some aphids and bring it a peace offering.

newborn Chinese praying mantis Tenodera aridifolia sinensis on pieris plant
Don’t blame me – I did not put that kink in the antenna. Probably got shut in a door…

newborn Chinese praying mantis Tenodera aridifolia sinensis on pieris plant
This is the closest I got to a face shot, when I switched to the other side of the plant – the foliage prevented me from getting any lower. Don’t worry, I’ll get those images eventually.

Look now, look all around

pale green assassin bug Zelus luridus on red Japanese maple leaves
Okay, that’s probably not the best lyric to use in the title. It’s the beginning of the chorus from ‘Planet Earth,’ the first release from Duran Duran, but the very next line is, “There’s no sign of life.” I’m using it ironically, so it’s okay – in fact, I get bonus irony points because I think hipsters are dipshits. I’ll let you puzzle that one out…

fruit of weeping yoshino cherry treeI didn’t get out on my Earth Day quest for too long today, but I managed a few yard shots and a circuit of the nearby pond. On the Japanese maple very close to where I deposited the mantis the other day, my super-acute vision spotted the pale green assassin bug (Zelus luridus) seen above, despite its remarkable camouflage. If you’re having difficulty, keep trying – you’ll spot it eventually.

The parasites seem to be the most prevalent arthropods to be found, and doing a fair amount of damage to the new plant life in the area. The Girlfriend’s prize weeping cherry tree, purchased last year to decorate the front yard, produced a marvelous canopy of flowers this spring, much to our surprise, and even followed up with some fruit. These cherries are smaller than peas, so not exactly heading for the fruit salad, but as can be seen, something has been both damaging the leaves and trying out the cherries themselves.

parasite-damaged rosebudThis new rosebud is also showing the damage, producing a nice cutaway view, but this was the only one I found in this condition, so either the responsible party decided this wasn’t that palatable after all, or it was discovered by the birds in the area – we’ve got plenty of tufted titmice, and they like critters of this nature for food.

The likely culprits really aren’t hard to find, despite the next image. In two places in the yard we have what I believe to be silky dogwood trees (Cornus amomum,) which do not produce the broader four-petaled flowers that most people are familiar with, but clusters of tiny white flowers in a umbrella-shape or cyme, roughly 5cm across. The Girlfriend’s Younger Sprog describes the scent as, “wet dog covered in cat food” – she’s studying to be a professional wine taster and so knows all these technical terms. The flowers last barely any time at all, a few days at most, and so on the bare stalks I found the critter below.

inchworm camouflaged on old flower buds
In an S-curve through the center of the photo is the body of an inchworm, showing the dark dorsal stripe, and its head is tucked in right alongside a few buds at upper right – impressive, isn’t it? Most times, actually, they’re much easier to see, not only as bright green as the assassin, but often dangling on weblines from the trees – in my perambulations I’ve ended up with an untold number hitching a ride. And I’ve found several on the weeping cherry tree, removing them. I’ve also found them on the Japanese maple but they don’t appear to be doing any damage to that at all.

tadpole basking over shallowly submerged leaf
Yesterday at the botanical garden I found a couple of amphibians, both unidentified frogs; the one above was quite young as you can see, but how could I pass up that pic? I’m still keeping an eye out for treefrogs, though it remains a little early in the season for them yet.

unidentified frog at base of scouring rush
stinkpot musk turtle Sternotherus odoratus propped between two treetrunksOn today’s cruise around the pond, I espied this small turtle, likely a species known by the unsophisticated-yet-descriptive common name of ‘stinkpot’ (Sternotherus odoratus,) propped between two tree trunks not far out of the water. They have earned the name, and the other common name of ‘musk turtle,’ by their defensive trait of emitting a foul-smelling musk when threatened. Most aquatic turtles bask in the sunlight to warm themselves, so the position shown here isn’t necessarily unusual behavior, but I admit I was a little concerned that it had slipped and gotten wedged into the space and was unable to extricate itself. Usually, this is not at all hard to determine: turtles are typically quite shy and bolt into the water as soon as they suspect you might be dangerous. So, slowly to allow for as many photos as I could obtain, I started closing in on the little spud.

stinkpot musk turtle Sternotherus odoratus in closer viewNot a twitch, of its head or feet, even as I got right on top of it. I’m going to pause here to point out the bubble seen beneath it, a curious capture due to the gusty conditions today that also severely limited the amount of macro work I could do – check out the water in the previous photo as well. By now, I was far closer than any turtle would allow, and quite certain something was wrong. Even as I set the camera down (yes, it happens sometimes, hush) and reached for the amphibian, there wasn’t the faintest hint of consciousness, and I wondered if I was far too late. But when my hand closed on its shell, the turtle responded with a hiss and a sudden withdrawing of its head, and I believe now the little dude had fallen asleep in that position; even if it wasn’t facing me, their hearing isn’t that bad, so I’m guessing it was zoned out completely.

Of course, now that I had it in hand, I had to take the opportunity for a couple more images before I sent it safely on its way. With no one else around to hold it for a scale photo, I settled for resting it on my sandal; when describing these, I usually just tell people they look like hand grenades. You really want to be careful if attempting to handle one, though, since they have a wicked bite and the neck is surprisingly long and agile. This one was quite sedate, perhaps embarrassed over sleeping on the job, and only dashed off as soon as it was permitted.

stinkpot musk turtle Sternotherus odoratus propped on foot for scale
I close with another photo from yesterday, a spindly small tree in the backyard that revealed itself exuberantly this spring as a white azalea bush – I admit to being unaware of the cranefly on the back of the blossom that I chose to focus upon until after unloading the card.

white azalea blossoms with hiding cranefly

My fellow Earthicans

spring budding leaves
Yes, the holiday season is upon us, and I hope everyone is enjoying the day off work. What’s that? You don’t get Earth Day off? Man, what kind of an asshole do you work for?

hoverfly Syrphidae on hairy-stem spiderwort Tradescantia hirsuticaulisWell, never mind that now. At some point, get out, relax, look around you, and soak in the nature. Or, if need be, visit Earth if you haven’t had the chance before – it’s probably the most interesting planet in the system, even if the natives can get pretty goofy.

You can do more than simply enjoy the day, if you like. There are lots of suggestions for environmentalism to be found with a quick web search, and it’s a good time to get the kids involved – in fact, it’s a great day to shut the smutphone off for a bit and get connected with everything else instead. Seriously, what are you doing still reading this post? Get out of here.

This is going up just after midnight, so while I did some shooting the day before, we’ll see what I end up with for Earth Day myself; it’s not like that isn’t what the whole site revolves around anyway. And naturally, there’s no reason to stick to just one day a year to get earth-conscious.

By the way – and I think it’s stupid that I even have to say this, yet it’s often necessary – but environmental awareness is not a political thing, nor does it deserve any label or association at all. Feel free to pass that along as needed. This planet is our home, the only one on the market, and it might be nice to retain a bit of equity from it, you know?

Monday color 11

ambush bug Phymata profile
In honor of number eleven and its obvious connection to the movie This is Spinal Tap, we have this bright portrait of an ambush bug, genus Phymata, because… well… actually, I can’t make any connection between them at all. Nevertheless, it is a colorful insect, and much the same might be said for the characters in that movie so, hey, maybe I can make a connection after all!

Ambush bugs often inhabit flowers, lying in wait for their prey, just like– oh, never mind…

[By the way, this guy is really small.]

The different signs of spring

tiny praying mantis nymph on Japanese maple
Sure, spring means flowers and new foliage and all that, but it also means a lot of other things too, ones never covered by any media outlet that exists. Here’s a look at the creepier signs of spring.

As The Girlfriend and I were coming in the back door yesterday, I spotted a flash of movement on the deck railing, which turned out to be a newly-hatched praying mantis. Now, I have a mantis egg case in a terrarium on the back porch, having found it on a photo outing a couple of weeks ago where the supporting plant had been mown down, and I’ve been waiting to see if it will hatch – my subject here is not evidence of that, however. I scooped it up and transferred it to the Japanese maple out front, which had hosted a collection of mantids when we moved in last year, in the hopes that I might maintain another resident that I could observe routinely (and that perhaps this one would avoid marauding deer.)

That’s the cutest image of this post; it’s all downhill from here, folks.

newborn purseweb Sphodros, maybe,  spiderlings
Spring is naturally the birthing season of many species, and while checking out a new locale for outings, I spied a tree stump topped with what appeared to be white nylon netting – you get the benefit of the closer examination and can see it’s a nursery for newborn spiders, most likely a variety of purseweb spiders (genus Sphodros) – those huge chelicerae are rather distinctive, even at this age. I hadn’t brought the full macro kit and just shot a bunch of frames to try and snag enough details, without going for illustrations or art this time. I admit to never having seen this species before at all – I’m quite sure I would have remembered it.

spring peeper frog and tadpoles in shallow pool
The arthropods aren’t the only things breeding right now, of course, and in a park a few days beforehand, I snagged a chorus frog, probably a spring peeper (Hyla crucifer) though its markings are obscured enough by the mud to prevent confidence, sitting amongst a random scattering of tadpoles and duckweed. I doubt the tadpoles are the same species as the frog, but I don’t think there’s actually any way to tell for sure without laboratory examination.

mating water striders
Not everything is on the same schedule. On the same trip as the previous post, actually while standing on the same rock seen in the middle of the opening shot, I watched what I thought were some very large water striders (family Gerridae,) only to find when editing the images that they only appeared that large because they had two backs, as they say (a different ‘they’ this time – the striders were silent on the subject.) Judging from both memory and the photos I got at the time, I never saw any single striders, so perhaps New Hope Creek has qualities other than being ideal for water snakes.

jumping spider eating jumping spider
Believe it or not, these jumping spiders (genus Phidippus) found last night might have recently been engaged in the same behavior, more or less. Near as I can tell, they’re the same species, and spiders often have a hazardous love life (read the follow-up post too when you go to that link.) The one on the right might be a female that seized her potential mate either before or after the deed; ‘getting lucky’ has an entirely different meaning in spider culture.

wolf spider Lycosidae portrait with mealI photographed four different spider species last night, and at least two had meals – a third appears like it might also have had one, but I was unable to get a clear enough shot to be sure. Note that I was unable to determine it for any of them at the time, only discovering it once I’d seen the photos, though with this wolf spider (family Lycosidae) I suspected it, since I could make out some motion in under the face – I’m guessing, since I see them all over the place, that its meal is an inchworm; you can see the splash of bright green alongside the victim’s head. The captured images are often different from what I see through the viewfinder, especially for small subjects. For macro work, I usually have to shoot with the assistance of a small gooseneck flashlight attached to the softboxed strobe; it’s significantly dimmer than the strobe and often coming in at a different light angle, so it’s not until I unload the memory card that I know for sure how much detail I’ve captured (and for the very high magnification shots, whether I even achieved critical focus.)

I admit that I’m very fond of going in for the portrait shots with spiders, since most times what we see are just the straight-down, leg spread images. These are more ominous of course, placing the viewer right in the implied attention of the arachnid, but also a bit misleading; my model here would only span across a large coin, big enough to be creepy but hardly an imposing specimen.

unknown spider on salvia blossom
The effect is even more pronounced here. The new salvia blooms can’t give the best indication, since they come in a huge variety of flower sizes, but suffice to say my plant here is perhaps the smallest variety – those specks on the flower are pollen grains, and the spider itself could fit comfortably on your fingernail without overlap. In body length and mass, it was less than half the size of the jumping spiders above, themselves only average for the family. I interrupted this one as she was spinning a web between the flower stalks, obviously counting on the coming attraction of the opening flowers.

fishing spider Dolomedes tenebrosus on branch over creekBut this is the other side of the coin. Found on Morgan Creek, again, on the same outing as the previous post, this fishing spider (probably Dolomedes tenebrosus) was quite a bit larger than the wolf spider, perhaps spanning 6 cm across the legs. I would have done a face shot for this one too, but she was far too shy and darted under cover as I moved into position. I’ve been watching for the fishing spiders for the past couple of weeks, having seen only a small one on a tree trunk until now, but this trip netted me at least five.

And, for mercy, I’ll close with a fartsy one from yesterday. It’s been gloomy all day today and is raining as I type this, and this shows the weather closing in yesterday, but if you look at the top and bottom of the pic, there’s still blue sky showing in the reflection. I just wanted those complicated clouds against the stark branches, and the placid water produced the clarity necessary.
branches silhouetted against clouds reflected in pond

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