Too cool, part 45: Lunation libration animation

I’ve mentioned, many times, the curious wobble of the moon known as libration, and of course the different features and details you can see when photographing anything other than a completely full moon. Now, courtesy of Astronomy Picture of the Day comes a wicked animation of it, with lots of additional details.


The video was created by NASA’s Scientific Visualization Studio using images from the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, and includes dates, times, the moon’s position around the Earth, and even an axial tilt and libration graph, which is the part I found the most surprising; I’d been under the impression that the axial variation was somewhere around 10-15°, and instead it’s in the realm of 50. Part of what makes this hard to realize is that, when viewed from Earth, the moon is almost always cocked at an angle, or at least, we’re viewing it at such. Since it describes an arc through the sky, it changes angle as it travels – in relation to our viewing position (we’re really the ones that are changing due to the rotation of the earth and having to ‘turn our heads’ to look at it as we rotate.) If, for instance, I had the camera mounted to a properly-aligned tracking platform, the rotational angle would be cancelled out and then I’d be able to plot the libration more accurately. This is possible, but extremely fussy, and not something I’m planning to tackle just for moon shots. For long exposures of fainter nebulae and such, well, we’ll see about that…

But it’s also worth watching the terminator, the edge of the shadow, as it reveals craters and mountains by their shadows as it tracks across the face of the moon, the reason why I don’t bother shooting a full moon anymore (aside from, you know, having a few dozen frames of it already.) Bear in mind that, the less of the face that’s illuminated, the more the moon is visible during daylight hours, something you can actually see with the polar perspective at top left. For very thin crescents – less than 2% illuminated – they’re generally only visible during twilight hours, being below the horizon during the night hours and overwhelmed by the atmospheric scatter during the day.

If you’re feeling adventurous, tomorrow morning the moon will rise ahead of the sun by only about 20 minutes, and will be a crescent a mere 0.6% illuminated; if you have very clear skies and a great view of the eastern horizon, you might be able to catch it as it breaks the horizon, solely from the Earthshine it will display before the sky lightens too far. The weather here is looking far from promising, but if it clears, I may make the attempt myself. This is what Stellarium shows for my prime viewing location:

moonrise plot from Stellarium for 01-12-21
That blurry bit at the bottom is the rendered ‘horizon’ in the program, showing how low it is and how bright it’s getting, more or less – your location will almost certainly differ to a degree, so check with your own copy of Stellarium (because if you haven’t downloaded it by now, seriously, what are we gonna do with you?) And believe it or not, there really is an illuminated crescent there, on the lower left side – you can see that it would be overwhelmed almost immediately by sunlight. However, it’s easier now than at other times of the year, largely because the colder weather reduces the atmospheric humidity. Don’t make the mistake that, since the nights are longer, this gives you more time to see the moon – that’s a result of the Earth’s axial tilt, and it means the moon is reduced in visible times as much as the sun is.

So if you try, good luck! But enjoy the video anyway.

The shit I get up to

So let me tell you a little story, which will not only illustrate what it takes to compose a specific photo, but presents the question of how much of this is creativity with attention to detail, and how much is pointless obsession ;-)

The previous post was a book review that had been started, as I said, many years ago and I somehow didn’t get around to finishing it – it just kept getting pushed aside, and I usually find enough to post about in the photographically productive months. So as winter rolled in this year, I decided to finalize it (the bulk had been written long ago,) and get it out to help flesh out the lack of photo subjects. This meant I needed the cover illustration, and it certainly deserved a staged, thematic one. What to do, what to do…?

I had a couple of ideas that required sand, for the desert climate depicted therein, but there are not a lot of choices for sand nearby, and right about the time I was thinking of this, we were in the midst of repeated, torrential rains; this meant that those sandy areas, all waterside, were actually submerged and would remain so for a few days, whereupon the rains took up again and resubmerged them. Fine.

Then I settled on the rock and bullroarer props. Now, a bullroarer isn’t a hard thing to depict, but it does take a shaped plank of some kind, and we have no such things ready at hand here; scrap wood is very limited. I kept it in the back of my mind for days, even looking for one when I was out collecting some driftwood (at one of those submerged-sand locations,) to no avail. Nertz.

Eventually, I recalled some thin laminate wood sheathing scraps and unearthed one. Too thin for the real thing, but a lot more realistic than a piece of cardboard, and I did some rough shaping with a saw to give it a ‘raw’ outline, then sanded the edges with a palm sander to take away any idea of it being a wood sheet. But it was still white pine in color, not at all like an old and weathered bullroarer, so I first tried staining it with tea, but that was very weak. Then it got a wash of the local red clay and allowed to sit for an hour, but that gave it only a hint of deeper color, so I finally mixed a little acrylic paint, thinned well with water, and stained it that way. Much better.

I attempted, twice, to emboss/etch a simplistic rendition of The Luggage (look it up if you need to) onto the surface, but the first one vanished under the absorbed teawater, and the second, done after the paint stain, was at the wrong light angle to show up. More on that in a bit.

The rock. Finding one with a reasonably flat side in our very own backyard, I set it aside to have the graphic painted on it, and while I’m here I have to excuse that; if you’ve read the book, you might find it a reasonable representation, but if you haven’t, it’s going to look like a childish doodle, because it was. Unless you know the passage, don’t judge my artistic skills. Yet before I made it even that far, we got into the rainy season, and painting the rock had to wait. Multiple times.

Eventually (yesterday, actually,) I lugged it up to my desk for this little adornment, discovering in the process that it weighed 25 kilograms! Sheesh. I did the graphic, found it to be a bit too distinct, and roughed it over with a brass brush. Much better. Lugged it back outside, now with the bullroarer, book, and camera in hand (okay, it took multiple trips.)

Now I needed a raw earth spot for the outback conditions. I raked out a few likely areas, finding most of them too damp (see the bits above about rain,) but settled on a spot under the overhanging porch that was mostly dry and in the right sun angle. Setting the rock down, I found that one of the flat sides (actually, I think it’s a chunk of concrete from an old foundation) tipped it too far forward for best effect, so I then got out the spade and created a hollow for it to lean backwards into. Some of the dirt was used around the base to fill in the gaps and make it look properly buried, but eventually the book and bullroarer covered these anyway. By the way, I also had to pat down the entire area by hand to eradicate the rake marks – tried simply stepping on it but that left footprints. One of my original ideas had involved bare footprints, but it’s not the weather to be tripping around barefoot.

Took the book and propped it on a dead leaf to keep it out of the dampness, adjusting the angle on the rock until it looked right. Set the bullroarer and string (had to unearth a bit of raw twine too, because it needed to look native) in photogenic positions. We had bright sunlight yesterday, which was also crucial of course – I’d had to wait for that too – but naturally my shadow couldn’t be in the shot. Neither could the trunk of a tree in the backyard, so I waited for the sun to track across the sky enough to move the shadow out of the way, and had lunch in that time.

The book is, naturally, slick and shiny, so the bright sunlight produced very bright reflections from the cover, and I had to shift angles a couple of times to not obscure the actual writing thereon in those highlights – you can see that they’re still there, but at an acceptable level. I point these out because shadows and reflections are often the things that people miss when photographing, and if you’re doing any kind of professional or promo work, you have to be acutely aware of them. I tried a few different contrast and saturation settings while this was all set up, then came in to unload the card.

Two frames made it into the final options, and I settled on the one you see because the composition just seemed stronger – it may be hard to consider that there’s any composition at work here, but the angle of the rock and book, and how the book, bullroarer, and graphic all fit together is subtle but present nonetheless. I boosted saturation slightly on my final choice, and dubbed out a few stray green leaves that had made it into the frame – thankfully, I caught nothing of the porch supports and collected objects that sat within a meter of my setting. If you look hard, there’s one stray bit of the ubiquitous pinestraw in the frame (I had obsessively raked and picked it out, mostly because it didn’t belong in the setting, but also because I hate it,) yet it’s subtle enough that no one would place it as an anachronism.

Yes, I was aware, the entire time, of putting a lot of effort into a simple illustration, solely for a book review, on an obscure blog that you’re not even reading. And now I’m writing about it in detail. But here’s the thing: illustrations, the visual aspect, stick with people, forming impressions and establishing conditions, and if you choose to illustrate something, doing it right is almost paramount. There was a certain challenge in not just realizing my ‘vision,’ as it were, but it attempting to produce a photo that would match the conditions in the book as accurately as possible (but yes, I probably should have gone with the sand.) It was as much proof to myself that I could illustrate the book as it was intended for the readers here. While bullroarers were/are ceremonial in the culture referenced and thus frequently painted or adorned, the one in the book was blank and unmarked (though I attempted the etching of The Luggage that never got the necessary sun angle to be seen, but that was subtle enough to slip past as artistic license, in my opinion.) And even as I finished that little figure on the rock, I asked The Girlfriend what it looked like and she immediately gave the correct answer, so I feel vindicated by that to a small extent. This is what I wanted it all to look like, so in that, I was successful; whether it’s a good representation or impression of the book is up to someone more objective than I to determine.

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I have to throw this down here, because if not here, then where? But many, many years ago I tossed out a quick, impulsive joke, with the necessary voices, entitled “Crocodile Dundee meets Mad Max:

Dundee: That’s not a knife…

Max: You’re right – it’s a shotgun.

And I only point this out because, in the book, Pratchett did the exact same joke! Well, okay, with a small cultural change.

Also, for giggles I tried out my bullroarer and it really does work, a little, but needs to be much heavier for best results. No, the ladies didn’t hear it.

Book review: The Last Continent

[Note: I originally began this post years ago – I have no firm record of the first draft, but it was well before the author had passed away, and that occurred in March of 2015. It was also before I read several of the author’s later works, and while certainly entertaining and quite strong in their own rights, none of those changed the opinion stated below. I was never quite satisfied with the post though, and I let it languish, insisting to myself that I’d get back to it at some point. That would appear to be now.]

book cover, The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett
There seems little reason to praise Terry Pratchett, since his following is only slightly less than JK Rowling’s (though his is much more deserved.) Everyone will have their favorite from his lengthy list of publications, but this is my demonstration that, if it isn’t actually The Last Continent, they’re all dead wrong.

Practhett created (or discovered) the Discworld, a world existing in a field of magic and composed of a flat disk (or disc, which would have come earlier I suppose,) carried through space on the back of four enormous elephants, themselves supported by a much-larger turtle. As might be discerned from that, he’s borrowed heavily from numerous legends, and this realm serves as the setting for most of his books, yet somehow bears a striking resemblance to our own planet in many respects; the principal city of Ankh-Morpork is, by the most remarkable of coincidences, almost indistinguishable from Victorian London in layout, culture, and inhabitants. The writing genre of fantasy most often deals with sword-&-sorcery, medieval-period tales, and the Discworld is not exactly an exception to that, but Pratchett anachronizes such elements alongside contemporary British patois and curiously modern inventions, such as iconographs and the computer ‘Hex.’ This isn’t the laziness of not creating an entire universe of culture and language and interminable elven songs, nor any form of deus ex machina to solve a tricky plot hole, but a clever incorporation of recognizable elements within his curious realm. Many fantasy novels have a particular time period that they identify with; the Discworld series samples freely.

Unseen University, the Discworld’s premier college for wizards, has been a staple for many of the books, and the faculty within, over the course of time, have developed from minor characters into distinct personalities. I have the impression that this was an unintentional progression, as Pratchett discovered how much fun he could have with them, and in following the books chronologically, one can see the Dean’s shallow, snarky attitude take shape, and Ponder Stibbons’ quiet exasperation become not-so-quiet (to say nothing of the bursar, who was to become a euphemism for going insane.) All of this comes to a pinnacle in The Last Continent, where the characters mesh into a relentless circus of dialogue, with the reader realizing that they can often be identified through what is said without any attribution. One does not need to read any of the other books to understand this one, but it helps to appreciate the development of the cast – they had not always been this way.

Even better, however, Pratchett might have realized that the Discworld seemed notably incomplete. He had, at times, paid homage to China and France, Eastern Europe and Africa, Greece and Egypt, but missed the strange desert continent down under all of those – it is safe to say that he corrected this oversight. In fact, he managed to include nearly every trope that has ever existed about it, which is a tall order in itself. My personal favorite was the dwarven trader, who had me grinning broadly when I abruptly realized just who had been parodied.

There’s always a problem with reviewing a work of comedy, because it’s far too easy to oversell it, and this somehow ruins most of the flavor – I suspect that preparing to laugh spoils the spontaneity. [Long pause.] It is lucky, then, that this is not a humorous book in the slightest, and I can only recommend it for Pratchett’s sentence structure and deep philosophical insights, so astounding that at times they forced me to put the book down with tears in my eyes.

You can imagine my delight when, in a world where magic is routine and the gods really do exist (and are as petulant as portrayed elsewhere,) Pratchett serves up a lovely treatment on evolution. In fact, a subtle aspect of all of his Discworld books, at least, are the wry observations that sneak in. Many good authors are keen students of human nature, including the irrational portions, and there is something special about reading a passage that demonstrates, despite the frivolous plot or eccentric characters, that the writer is going a bit deeper. While humor is often just silliness, some of the best is the kind that reveals an insightful undertone, a satirical recognition that what we think we are, and what we are truly like, are often widely disparate.

There are distinctly different genres in Pratchett’s Discworld books. Starting off as a spoof of the sword-&-sorcery genre in itself, they developed over time into almost fairy-tale like dramas, crime mysteries, and even thinly-disguised commentaries on current culture. The Last Continent, however, largely steps back to the roots, forgoing most of the thought-provoking undertones to let the fools run free for a bit. It is character interaction at its heart, seasoned with the not-quite-parallel-universe treatment that makes the Discworld recognizable yet distinct. If it helps, this is a Rincewind novel, largely revolving around fate’s (or Someone’s) abuse of the Discworld’s only wizzard, but the underlying cultural commentary of his previous appearance (Interesting Times) is mostly absent; it its place we have a lighthearted yet generous helping of cultural stereotypes. There are those who feel that any use of stereotypes is harmful, but it all depends on whether a stereotype is derogatory in any way, doesn’t it – yew bastard?

And of course, it isn’t a Discworld novel without Death, even if he only makes a token appearance. As he steps into his sentient library with his manservant Albert and requests more information on this curious land sometimes referred to as Terror Incognita, but known primarily as “XXXX”:

Death held out a hand. I WANT, he said, A BOOK ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CREATURES OF FOURECKS—

Albert looked up and dived for cover, receiving only a mild bruising because he had the foresight to curl into a ball.

After a while Death, his voice a little muffled, said: ALBERT, I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND HERE.

Albert scrambled up and pulled at some of the huge volumes, finally dislodging enough of them to allow his master to clamber free.

HMMM… Death picked up a book at random and read the cover.

DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES, AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA, he read. His gaze moved down the spine. VOLUME 29C, he added. OH. PART THREE, I SEE.

He glanced up at the listening shelves. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

They waited.

IT WOULD APPEAR THAT—

“No, wait, master. Here it comes.”

Albert pointed to something white zigzagging lazily through the air. Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper.

He read it carefully, then turned it over briefly to see if there was anything written on the other side.

“May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper.

“‘Some of the sheep,'” Albert read aloud.

Often, the mark of a good writer is how many interests they have, the desire to investigate more than a narrow range of subject matter, and this novel underscores a broad sampling of history, folklore, dialect, and even geology – Pratchett includes a curious, subtle interpretation of causality as well. I had noticed an intriguing parallel between some of his new novels and interesting topics that had been featured in National Geographic somewhere around the time his books would have been written, but cannot say whether this is merely coincidence. Regardless, it gives an impression of how far Pratchett’s work departs from the idea of a typical fantasy novel, and contributes to his popularity as a novelist.

The Last Continent was first published in 1998, and falls roughly in the middle of the Discworld oeuvre. Unlike Durrell’s books, however, almost all of Pratchett’s will remain in print for years to come and will be easy to obtain. I won’t be so bold as to say that everyone will find them entertaining, but I’ve personally seen several people who had no interest in the genres end up pleasantly surprised when they checked out any particular tome, and the excellent BBC adaptation of Hogfather is a holiday staple around here despite The Girlfriend having no interest in fantasy or science fiction.

Of course, I have just recommended the best of the Discworld novels in an attempt to introduce even more people to them, which means those so affected are going to find the other novels incapable of matching the spirit of this one, so perhaps starting with any (or all) of the others first and building your way up to this one would be the wisest approach.* But whichever way you go about it, I’m confident that you can’t go wrong with The Last Continent, so if you haven’t had the chance yet, find yourself a copy before my legions of readers clear out all of those available, and you have to wait for the next printing. And while it’s a shame that Terry Pratchett is no longer among us to produce more novels, his collection is large enough to sustain his memory and everyone addicted to clever, dry, off-the-wall humor. Dedicate a shelf.

* I’ll be looking for my consideration from HarperCollins Publishers, Inc

Profiles of Nature 1

I know you’ve been sitting there wondering if I’m actually going to do a weekly topic this year, and I’ve been wondering that myself. I was thinking of featuring something from the film archives again, but with the system change I haven’t gotten the scanner working yet, so we’re skipping that idea for the time being. And I could always just keep going with the ‘On This Date’ posts, even in the face of being banned, because hey, I created the topic and kept it up all last year without missing one deadline, so I’ll do it as often as I like.

Instead, I realized that I haven’t been giving enough recognition to the models, those species posing for my various photos herein, and it’s time to change that. Thus begins our ‘Profiles of Nature,’ and we’ll start off with the guy who’s presently adorning my computer desktop. Let’s meet Deauchamp:

green treefrog Hyla cinerea
Deauchamp had tried tacos for the first time not long before our session, and was preoccupied with exactly how bad an idea this might prove to be; coupled with his inherent shyness, this did not make for the most outgoing portrait. Nonetheless, Deauchamp wanted us to know that he’s an avid collector of first issue Hardy Boys books and admits to being pretty mean with a wok – it might be best not to ask if this means “cooking with” or “wielding.” After working on the play Les liaisons dangereuses in grade school, he was bitten by the bug and now aspires one day to be an assistant dolly handler. In the meantime, you can usually find him near overpass construction sites examining the little ridges on rebar – “They’re remarkably diverse, like snowflakes,” he enthuses, “just a lot harder and, you know, boring.” His favorite class of algae is Paeophyta.

I promise to post a bit sooner in the day next week, and who knows? Maybe we’ll see the occasional other topic (I mean, aside from, ‘On composition,’ ‘Too cool,’ ‘Just because,’ ‘On the negative side,’ ‘But how?,’ ‘Because it’s a blog,’ podcasts, and the month-end abstracts,) peek in here and there. Anything could happen!

Cleaning out the fridge

I mentioned earlier that I might do this, and you’d hoped that I wouldn’t, I know, but here it is anyway because I’m sadistic. In sorting video clips, I realized I had a handful (well, 25) that I’d been pleased to get – they just weren’t enough to justify editing and uploading, and while I’d waited to see if I’d get some more to make a complete narrative out of any of them, a nice little story or something, it hasn’t happened yet. So I strung them together in a little pastiche (or maybe a glop) and uploaded them anyway as another end-of-year marker. “But it’s not the end of the year, Al, you gobwit,” you say, rather obnoxiously, but I riposte (it’s international language day today,) Yes it is, Heinkel – I just didn’t say which end. Really.

I didn’t issue the warning in the video early enough, so I’ll tell you here, even though your obnoxious ass doesn’t deserve it: these are not cute and fluffy subjects. I purposefully chose the video thumbnail to be misleading.


I don’t think I’d gone out intending to shoot video for any of these, so they’re all handheld without any kind of stabilizing, and without an external mic or video light – at least the microscope ones are steady. Any of these may appear again when I finally do get more clips to go along with them, so you’re not out of the woods yet.

The players:

Chinese mantis, Tenodera sinensis
Meadow katydid, tribe Conocephalini
Lotsa unidentified aquatic microorganisms
Tardigrade, maybe?
Unidentified speedy seeds or something
Vorticella
Northern water snake, Nerodia sipedon sipedon
Six-spotted fishing spider, Dolomedes triton
Unidentified fiddler crabs, family Ocypodidae
Unidentified hoverfly, family Syrphidae
Green treefrog, Hyla cinerea (vocals only)
Copes grey treefrog, Hyla chrysoscelis (vocals only)
Neighbor’s dog, Canis lupus familiaris (vocals only)
IC electrostatic discharge (vocals only)

I keep forgetting how long it takes to edit video, even in this half-ass manner; I was especially hampered by the editing program (OpenShot) engaging in audio-blips and stalling in the preview mode, so the voiceover had to be recorded separately while watching each individual clip, then edited in to fit. Still working out the best software and routines for all this.

Tag ’em and bag ’em

Yes indeed, it’s time for the annual tag roundup, where we examine a collection of solitary and lonely tags to… uh… find out just how lame my humor is. I know you’ve been looking forward to it.

To explain for those who have, amazingly, never encountered this blog before: Tags are those little descriptors at the bottom of each post that help people find related topics, unless you’re here, and then they may also be snarky commentary. They’re just one of the many ways that I enhance your Walkabout experience, like little ant-infested mints on the pillow. Actually, do hotels still do that? Or did they ever? I’ve never seen it personally, but then again, I won’t pay a week’s salary or better for the use of a bed and shower, cheapskate that I am.

Enough stalling! Read onward…

vanilla rain – I can’t believe I haven’t featured this ancient one before.

couldn’t get away – Also, ‘eighties hair,’ ‘where are they now?’ ‘a squabble of seagulls’ (which is the proper term,) and ‘you’ve got that song going through your head now haven’t you?’ Getting to know me?

definitely changed the ambience – Also, ‘mother nature’s sense of humor.’ All true.

ironic reflection of the gestalt within neo-impressionist spirituality – Oh, absolutely.

not the mamma – Nowhere near as cute as the reference, if you get it…

let me see the chisel Doc – Also, ‘you may have already won,’ and, ‘explains a lot.’ What can I say?

tap tap tap tap tap clunk – You’ll get it eventually…

there’s probably a foreign term to describe it that sounds sophisticated solely because it’s foreign – Something like, “ne quittez pas votre travail de jour…”

it was planned I tells ya! – Also, ‘yeah once,’ which is a direct connection to the title, but that might be a little too obscure, so I provide this helpful sound file, revealing as I do so that I misquoted it anyway. Damn.

The Simpsons sound bite

kill the safelight I gotta wee – Nothing to add to that.

sand – it gets everywhere – I was far too happy with myself over this one.

“Fascinating” said both Spocks in unison – As well as, ‘barbecue goose with soya sauce ginger and spring onions,’ ‘laughing your ass off,’ and, perhaps appropriately, ‘you had to be there.’

bukkaked by an oyster – Maybe there was a reason I skipped this one for years…

what is this – a pool for ants? – The mark of a refined intellect is the quality of its classical allusions.

not unless ’round’ is funny – Also, ‘just circular.’ See above.

not a plane or superman – So what’s that leave? And the lack of capitalization implies there’s more than one I think…

I did you a favor, there’s no reason to snap at me – With, ‘a cross between Harry and Voldemort.’ Since commas are separators among tags, you can’t have one within a tag, so that first one is actually two – the planning that has to go into this is exacting.

what a friend we have in Yuri – My easter post last year.

they’re saying “Boo-urns” – coupled with, ‘wallow in my own crapulence,’ which is far more help than you should need…

stolen from the cow’s OnlyFans site – as recent as you can get and still count as 2020.

Here she comes now singing “Mowny mowny” – I get earworms far too often, so I’m always happy to induce them in others.

But that one is, in fact, a holiday, so we segue off into the list of holidays that we all celebrated without restraint in 2020:

Retro-Amphibian Day and Dig Out An Old Photo ‘Cause Yain’t Postin’ Shit Day, January 22nd
Annual Contest Submission Day, February 29 (which, by the way, I ended up missing the deadline of)
Revisit Old Content Day, March 1
Find Out Just How Many Green Treefrogs There Are Around Your Place, April 20
Lack of Ambition Day, May 31 – you notice how late in the month this falls. Also tagged with, ‘they tried to make it an acronym of LAZY but gave up,’ and, ‘actually I think it was yesterday’
Throw Down The Gauntlet Day, June 26 – he should know better…
Celebrate World Snake Day Three Days Late, July 19
Get Up In Phymata’s Phace Day, August 28
Skunk Ape Day, September 24 – tagged with, ‘no smoking matches or open flames,’ and, ‘I think you’ve had enough’ – another classical allusion. Funny how many holidays fall on this date…
Get Unnecessarily Defensive Day, October 31 – though I never celebrate this one.
Desaturate Day, November 7 – Tagged with, “met a pieman,’ and, ‘Shipwreck Mazuma,’ a reference so obscure that if anybody gets it and can provide an alternate gawks’ version, they deserve a pair of free prints.
National Fail To Produce a Necessary Illustration Day, December 30 – Tagged with, ‘I could not shoot it within the day – I could not shoot it any way,’ ‘a certain part of this is true,’ and, ‘really reaching again.’ Notably, I still haven’t gotten the conditions needed, and have been contemplating how to switch ideas.

I set two blog records this year, with the number of posts (233) and the number of images uploaded (1,037.) Not too shabby, especially when you consider that the only trip we took was a brief weekender, and it’s the trips that usually contribute the most to the images. I doubt I’ll be breaking that barrier anytime soon (well, it couldn’t be before next January anyway, but you know what I mean.) The word count was not among the records, rolling in on the high side of 173,000 within the year – there appears to be some slop in the plugin I’m using to calculate this, but close enough. That brings the lifetime total (within the blog) up to the 1.73 million word mark, which isn’t competing with, like, Why Evolution Is True, but I’m still cool with it. A graphical view:

site statistics for 2020There appears to be little correlation between image and word count, though at the monthly level there is enough of one, easily explained by the fact that I usually expound upon the images, rather than them replacing text content. The past couple of years at least, there have been fewer long-winded philosophical posts, I suspect mostly because I’ve been reading fewer posts on other blogs, the kind that often spark such treatments. Whether this is good or bad is up to you.

This year was also pretty sparse (again) on podcasts, which I’m attempting to correct, but there will almost certainly be more videos coming along, since those are goals of mine. I’m hampered a little by the requirements, which is an additional bank of accoutrements, and there’s only so much that I want to carry at any given time, but not carrying it means that I don’t have the equipment along to do such subjects justice, should I stumble onto them. Still working this out.

By the way, if you have the interest, here’s a list of the ten longest posts since the inception. None of them are from this year; in fact, none of them are less than four years old. I was doing more long-form stuff then, it seems.

All out of ifs, May 2015; 6,965 words – The most recent and media-hyped claims about where Amelia Earhart ended up are, to be blunt, horseshit, and this goes into why. Despite the length, it seems to flow along.

Seneca Falls, we have a problem, August 2012; 5,592 words – I am strongly in favor of equal rights; I am not a fan of feminism. While it remains a poorly-defined term, this covers the differences to some degree.

Book and theory review: Chaos, January 2016; 4,380 words – Chaos theory yet remains not at all impressive to me, and the named book even less so.

But how? Part four: Religious belief, July 2011; 4,275 words – My own examination into why so many people in the world are religious. I may have refined these thoughts a little over the years, but they still hold strong to me.

But how? Part 14: Atheology, April 2014; 4,240 words – While I am not very motivated to convert anyone, these are some of the logical arguments in support of atheism.

You telling me or asking me? May 2016; 4,230 words – Religions are so good at fostering mindless assertion…

Nuclear whoas, April 2011; 4,185 words – Nuclear power isn’t going to solve any of our energy issues, and it’s already created too many.

Personal god, March 2012; 4,169 words – About using religion for self-indulgence and believing this counts as guidance.

Too smart to be intelligent, August 2012; 4,056 words – Wholly deserving of the ‘worthless philosophy’ tag, but it also deserves a ‘pompous nitwit’ one too.

But how? Part 15: Benefit, July 2014; 3,986 words – Credit where credit is due – only.

And I suppose if I’m going to do that, I might as well include the ten shortest posts too. Counting down:

This one goes to twelve, 16 words, and still a favorite.

Grand Theft Aqua, 12 words

You! 8 words

Daily Jim pic 35, 6 words

Just lizard things, 5 words

High hopes, 5 words

Just because, part 11, 4 words

Daily Jim pic 34, 3 words

Nuh uh, you are! 3 words

The shadow knows…, absolutely no words. Go nuts.

And just so you know, this is the seventh year for the ol’ tag roundup; the previous years can be found below:

2015: Tagged
2016: Tagged again
2017: Papa’s got a brand new tag
2018: So what did 2017 hold?
2019: Do not read tag under penalty of law
2020: Tagginses! We hates it forever!

I think that’s long enough; you don’t want to know how long this takes to put together. In closing, and to recognize one of the two species that contributed so many poses to the past year, I’ll close with one of the unused images still sitting in my blog folder, a juvenile green treefrog (Hyla cinerea) recently emerged from the water and tadpole form, hanging out on the edge of the nearby pond – I like the translucence of the skin, like that Slime kid’s toy from some years back. More stuff on the way…

juvenile green treefrog Hyla cinerea on thin branches

Auspicious?

So yeah, my first post of the new year is gonna be a trivial one, and I’ll let you read into that whatever you like, because I know it’s mostly due to a lack of available time. I have a few things planned or in process, but they’ll be a little while in coming.

Right now, I’ll tell you that the Quadrantids meteor shower is peaking tonight – I should have been along with that earlier, especially since the reminders have been coming up in my calendar for the past week, but see above, plus the fact that the weather here has been completely non-conducive to such things (“Is that a meteor?!” “No, that’s water too,”) so I’ve been largely ignoring the topic, even though perhaps not everyone who has access to these posts is having the same weather. Fuck it – call it laziness.

The other little bit that I’ll throw down for you is a video from Voyageurs Wolf Project, clips taken across a beaver dam over the course of a year. The dam, a big one, sits south of Voyageurs National Park in Minnesota, which itself is within spitting distance of Ontario, Canada, while the video shows the variety of wildlife species that traverse the area. I don’t think it was by accident that they have nighttime clips of otters galumphing across the dam, immediately followed by daytime clips of foxes sniffing around the exact same area, likely picking up the evidence of the otters.


One of the potential posts that I have planned is putting together some of my own video clips from the past year into a little compilation; these were mostly segments that I got with the idea that I’d get more, complementary clips and edit together a nice little informative video about each particular topic. That didn’t happen this past year, so they’ll be brief and touching on a lot of subjects, but those bigger goals haven’t been dismissed yet. You know I’ll be back.

On this date 54

I know, I’m cheating, and trying to shamelessly increase the photo count for the year, but we all know about me and shame by now (“we all” meaning, of course, me, because who the hell else is reading this?) But I promise, this is the last ‘On This Date’ post of the year – no sneaking in a ’54-A’ or anything like that. Other posts with photos, I make no guarantees…

And this one largely came about from a minor curiosity, because I noticed when reviewing my handy-dandy date spreadsheet (that made all of these posts possible) that we had entries in the ‘Mammals & Carnivores’ sorting category on different years, back-to-back. This category is woefully underpopulated in my stock, oddly enough, mostly because the mammals available around here are largely nocturnal, unless you count grey squirrels, and in December, that’s what I was expecting to find when I checked the photos listed. But no, I found the exact same thing for both.

up the nostril shot of a belted galloway cow at Fearrington Village, NC
I mentioned in the previous post that we would hear more about Fearrington Village, and here we are. One of the village’s claims to fame (or at least its signature aspect) is being home to a bunch of Belted Galloway cattle, sometimes know as “Oreo cows” because they’re a blatant ripoff of Hydrox. No, it appears, as I do a bare modicum of research, that it’s instead because Belted Galloways are black cows with a thick white band in the middle, something that my photo here from 2005 shows very poorly, though if you ever wanted to gaze deep within the nostrils of a curious cow, I’m your man. (I mean, I’ll provide the pics, not the nostrils.) Overcast days are actually good times to tackle animals that are black and white (preferably without including quite so much of the sky,) because the lessened contrast makes the opposing colors more visible and controlled in the images, as opposed to sunny, high-contrast days when either the black portions or the white (sometimes both) will fall outside of the range that the camera can capture. Which I demonstrated six years later in 2011, when I visited again on this date.

Belted Galloways at Fearrington Village
Not so much with this photo, I mean, because I purposefully shot these cows lying in the shade to control it, but another frame that I have from the day is in regular use with my students to show what happens when you tackle high-contrast subjects in high-contrast lighting.

[As a silly note, I cropped and sized these photos a day ahead of starting this post, and just now as I was proofing a draft, I stared at the above image and wondered how it uploaded corruptly, before remembering that I’d left a portion of the fence in the bottom of the frame – those aren’t neutral-grey and white rendering errors, but a white fence.]

Now, I have visited Fearrington Village perhaps a total of seven or eight times during my entire tenure in North Carolina (presently about 27 years,) and somehow two of those visits were on the same date. That’s crazy, right? Well, okay, it’s a trivial coincidence, falling at roughly a 2% chance, but one that serves as a partial post topic anyway. Continuing the trivia now as I’m typing about it, I’ve spent a decade more time living in NC than I have in NY, but I still kind of self-identify more as a (central, “upstate”) New Yorker than as a Carolinian – and yet, I was born in Jersey. That’s crazy.

There was an explanation for the second visit featured here though, and that was because a friend of ours (also from NY) was visiting, and she’s got this serious obsession with cows – don’t ask me, I’m not making this up. So of course we had to take her to see the Belted Galloways nearby – partially because it was her birthday, too. Still is, or at least the anniversary of such, so we’re slipping in another aspect of this post. That’s her down below (the one on the left,) so if you recognize her, wish her a happy birthday and tell her to find some new obsession that makes a little more sense. I mean, cows

Belted Galloways at Fearrington Village with overexcited tourist in background

It’s another day

Well, specifically, it’s the end of the month, and the end of the year, but really, these are just arbitrary lines drawn in the sand. Still, they’re lines I’ve chosen to recognize with things like the end of the month abstract, and here’s the dealio: when I opted to alter my schedule slightly to have two ‘On This Date’ posts for this week, I found a couple of abstract images taken on the 31st, so the pics here are doing double duty, while there is still an ‘On This Date’ post coming today. Confused? I know I am…

Anyway, this is what we have, both from this date fifteen years ago.

a profusion of unidentified red berries
I don’t actually remember it being this way, but EXIF info doesn’t lie – unless I had the camera date set wrong and corrected it between two sets of images from different days. But these two images come from two different locations that day (maybe,) and I do remember that both of these trips were taken with Jim Kramer. The one above was to a spot nearby called Fearrington Village, which we’ll hear more about later on, but it’s a picturesque housing development/farm/touristy shop place, the kind intended to be described as “quaint” though personally I’m not sure it quite personifies this. Within, however, is a park and meadow area with a pond and stream, and that’s where I found this unidentified tree completely laden with berries. I was using the Canon Pro 90 IS, which greatly limited my options and approaches, and even at the minimum aperture of f8 the depth wasn’t quite what I was aiming for, but the overall effect is still acceptable.

The other was taken some 55 kilometers away, less than two hours previous; I remember this excursion as well, to a curious island on the Haw River. Winter conditions weren’t ideal of course, but I found a little tableau that I liked in the rocks on the river itself, and did a few minor variations of it.

leaf within tiny pool in rock hollow with reflections
I liked the split between what you can see through the water and the reflection you can see in it (or technically not in it I guess, bouncing off without entering,) the leaf having escaped the trees’ grasping branches or somesuch – read into it what you will. And I’m not sure if clearer skies would have improved or reduced the effect, to be honest, though at least it would have made the colors richer.

Despite reasons to celebrate, desires to forget, welcoming the new year, flipping off the old, or anything else, don’t party too hard tonight (or try it without alcohol, at least.) If you choose this line in the sand to make changes, fine, cool, run with it, but if you’re expecting such things to happen automatically because there’s something different about tomorrow versus today, seriously, don’t make me lecture you.

Cheers!

Should’ve known better

I was trying to put together an illustrating image for an upcoming post today, first pondering what I really wanted to portray, then hoping I would get the conditions needed for the shot once I settled on the composition, but this was not to be. I would have known that, had I checked my calendar, because today is National Fail To Produce a Necessary Illustration Day, a holiday that has victimized much bigger people than I, among them Annie Leibovitz and Theodor Geisel. I could have spent the time working on a podcast or finalizing next year’s weekly topic instead, but now that time’s all wasted. So let that be a lesson to you: always check the calendar before engaging in some creative activity, because there’s only so much inspiration that you might have, and when it’s gone it’s gone. It was such a cool idea too.

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